Sunday, April 17, 2022

Yank's Deliver on Easter


 Yanks bring on a giant Goose Egg, in honor of you know who.

5-0.

We are the egg. 

12 comments:

JM said...

Praise the Lard.

We are the egg
We are the yolksters
We are the ones who make Hal's day
So let's start leaving
There's a chance we're waking
We're wasting all our lives
It's true we'll see a brighter day
With Mr. Met

JM said...

In another 5-0 game...

Alonso homers, sparks Mets in 5-0 win over Diamondbacks

JM said...

And in other news...

Minnesota Twins place right-hander Sonny Gray on 10-day injured list with strained hamstring

Minnesota has high hopes for Gray, who is 82-73 in his career and has appeared in two All-Star Games (2015, 2019).


Sanchez is batting .240 and Gio .227.

DickAllen said...



JM, it's like sneaking a peek to see what my ex-wife is doing.

Never a good idea.

13bit said...

This is Brian's team. He owns it.

Scottish Yankee fan said...


Cashman has spent plenty in this team and yet it is still a shambles
I don't understand how he gets away with it in press conferences do none of the baseball writers not see the joke of a squad he has assembled like the rest of us? He should be called out for it but he never is.

In my opinion the man is a bigger bum than two arses

AboveAverage said...

Can we please try to exhume and reanimate George's body to get his opinion about what's going on?

TheWinWarblist said...

Fuck.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Today was an increasing feature in Yankees seasons of late: just not showing up.

I know, it's a Sunday day game after a Saturday night contest—always a bad idea, and one more example of fan torture by MLB. But morning, noon, or night, there are more and more games in which this team just can't get up for it.

One might blame this on Ma Boone for his failure to motivate people. But hey: he's such a great field strategist!

Joe of AZ said...

For real...imma bout to consult the witch doctor or utilize Santeria

The Archangel said...

In this increasing year of cynicism and despair, There is a site for nice roundups of the Yank's MILB teams.
Try Sportskibble.com and hit on Yankees.
It is better than the Big Team coverage in daily rags.

TheWinWarblist said...

Hoss, they are showing up. They are doing their best. That is the problem: They just aren't any good.

Fuck.