Just because the Astros have better pitching, better hitting, better speed and defense, and are younger and deeper....doesn't mean we can't come back tomorrow and even this series out.
We won't have our Ace pitching, but neither will they.
And the chances of the Yankees getting no hit two games in a row is remote.
So" light 'em up and bottoms up."
We won on Thursday, let's win on Sunday.
I am already beginning to sense that the "devils bargain" I made with the Ju-Ju gods wasn't worth it. And am now seeking remedies.
Beginning with weed, shots of Crown Royal, and draught Guiness stout.
Cheers.
Fucking cheers.
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"I am already beginning to sense that the "devils bargain" I made with the Ju-Ju gods wasn't worth it."
Paging Captain Obvious. Pickup on aisle 1. At least you've reached step one. Admitting the problem.
"And am now seeking remedies.
Beginning with weed, shots of Crown Royal, and draught Guiness stout."
That's a start. If you have any windowpane left over from the 60's, now might be the time.
And enough with the optimism. That's not why we're here.
Plus HAL can eat shit and die. It's all his fault, no matter what.
Rufus, I have a personal copyright on "Eat shit and die." It's a family trademark that goes back generations.
Because I know you for a decent human, I'm fine with you using it, but I'm just putting it out there...
And somebody said the wrong thing to the Juju gods, somebody farted in their face, Hal - who has spent SOOOOO much money on the wrong players, must surely be weeping.
Nasty MUST BE NASTIER
Then ever before
For tomorrow's game.
No tired arm.
No hanging pitches.
No excuses.
Pound the Zone.
So our Hitters can
HIT STRIKES HARD.
Beat these ASSBLOWS.
AND . . . .
Wait a second.
I just received a text message from a friend that said he thinks that once the Judge deal was done on Friday so was the Yankees 2022 greatness and that from here on out they will be a lot like they were last year.
Who knew.
Beginning with weed, shots of Crown Royal, and draught Guiness stout."
Not a big weed guy.
Ditto Crown Royal.
Draught Guinness Stout, you say? Hmmmmm, maybe you're on to something.
Did you see what Duque did? DID YOU!??!!!?? I WENT BACK TO THE STADIUM AND ALLOWED MY EMOTIONS TO STIR!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US!??!?!!??!
Mr. Bit,
Apologies for stepping on your family tradition and trademark. I promise to never do it intentionally. Inadvertent and after cocktails, all bets are off.
And I'm not a decent human. I'm quite indecent. Human is questionable at that. I do admit to being a carbon based lifeform.
I'm shooting strychnine and psilocybin dissolved in grain alcohol directly in the dorsal vein of penis.
I'm not going to tell you whose penis.
Fuck.
Winny - you should always start with a hazy double IPA first.
(approximate ABV 7 - 9%)
This relaxes you a bit and prepares you for the experience (regardless of who the penis belongs to).
Excuse me now whilst I go prepare to watch Herogasm . . .
guess everyone is asleep so
snooze well
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