Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
No more crashes, tenth of June.
Send them both to Cameroon.
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Quench their thirsts at Camp Lejeune.
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Do it now, this afternoon.
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Then fire yourself, you silver spoon.
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Nice, El Duque!
But I fear nothing of the sort is happening. HAL is very, very happy with how this season went. But I think that, next year, he's going to want a first round elimination, not an ALCS. And he's probably chiding Cashman for not coming up with that "gimmick" sooner, to bat Aaron Judge in the leadoff slot.
HAL: Why, if you had put Judge in the leadoff slot at the beginning of the season, maybe he doesn't break the home run record, maybe he doesn't drive in 100 runs, and maybe the team would've been eliminated in the first round!
Cashman apologizes, kow-towing his head on the floor before HAL: Oh great Emperor of Emperors, Majesty of Majesties, hear me Oh Greatest of them All. It's not easy for the analytics department to calculate these things. If Judge hit leadoff for the entire year, mayhap we don't make the playoffs. But next year, if we can re-sign this greedy pawn for a bag of peanuts, I will have our Commander Ba-Boone hit Judge leadoff for the entire year.
"Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
No more crashes, tenth of June.
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Send them both to Cameroon.
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Quench their thirsts at Camp Lejeune.
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Do it now, this afternoon.
BenedÃcat vos omnÃpotens Ruthus, et Scooter, et Mantleus, et SpÃritus Jeterus.
So endeth the JuJu.
Fucketh all.
Fire Cashman, fire Boone!
That says it all and none too soon.
Great sentiments. But Cameroon has enough problems!
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Bury them in your daddy's Tomb!
Fire Cashman! Fire Boone!
Bring back Brigadoon!
Hey, better Refsnyder than Marwin!
Indict HAL.
It worked when George was in charge.
I'm sure Hal could easily be indicted if only some members of the Bloated Front Office would snitch. Only two problems with that scenario.
1-Blackmail is how these incompetent do-nothings keep their jobs.
2-People like Randy Levine and Lonn Trost are as complicit as Hal in all of the Yankee Global Enterprises illegalities so they can't drop the dime without going to prison.
Fire Cashman, fire Boone!
Send them quickly to the moon!
Fire CASHMAN, Fire BOONE!
Up their butts lets shove a BROOM!
I'm late to the party here, but one thing in the time since our New York Yankees went to the World Series has aggravated me. No fewer than FOURTEEN different teams have been to the Series from 2010 on.
Some you'd expect: the Astros four times, Dodgers and Giants three times each. St. Louis and those miserable so and sos from Boston twice.
But come on, the KANSAS CITY ROYALS went twice, as did Texas.
Cameo appearances from Philly this year and the hated Rays, Atlanta, Washington, Cleveland, the CUBS??, Detroit, and the fools from Queens.
Meanwhile, the one-time greatest sports franchise in history through either incompetence or design with near-unlimited resources has failed to win one lousy pennant.
What is worse the management and their media lackeys would have us believe all is well.
I salute you all for your clear-headed commentary.
I salute you for being so astute.
When the Phillies made it to the dance, I was thinking that the Phils were the Yankees's last World Series opponent in 2009. They hadn't been back there since. But they managed to beat us to the big dance, how 'bout that?
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