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Tuesday, October 11, 2022

This just in

Posted by JM at 11:15 AM

River Ave. Blues on Twitter posted it.

No DJ. Toe victim. Instead we get Marwin. Jesus. At least we have Oswaldo.

But Castro? Really? For fuck's sake, why?

17 comments:

ZacharyA said...: Jack Curry reporting that Scott Effross is undergoing Tommy John surgery. That's why Miguel Castro is on the roster. It was him or Albert Abreu. The only two healthy relievers available.

Our bullpen is a disaster.

Chad Green, Michael King, Zack Britton, and Scott Effross are out for the season with injuries.

Ron Marinaccio is off the ALDS roster with a shin injury.

Wandy Peralta (back) and Clay Holmes (shoulder) had injuries last month but are on the roster. Who knows how trustworthy they are right now?; October 11, 2022 at 11:23 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Doubly stupid not to put Peraza on the roster with DJ out.

And yes, the pen is a disaster. This team will be lucky to beat the Cleveland Guardians of Traffic.; October 11, 2022 at 11:28 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Feel bad for Floss. But boy was that a dumb trade!

Wonder where David Robertson is right now. Oh, right! In the next round of the playoffs with the Phillies!

Well, no need to have him. Or Monty.; October 11, 2022 at 11:30 AM
Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...: You just made me miss Ronald Torreyes.; October 11, 2022 at 11:31 AM
Daveyhead said...: Robertson got hurt in the Phils celebration and is off the roster. At least it wasn’t an infected tattoo.; October 11, 2022 at 11:34 AM
JM said...: DJ has a broken foot bone. Ugh.

I'd rather have Weissert than Castro. Castro sucks. Ask any Mets fan. Another dumb trade, btw.; October 11, 2022 at 11:39 AM
Mildred Lopez said...: Peraza...fuck

3B Donaldson, SS Stopgap-Falafel...fuck

DH John Carlo Mike Cruz...fuck

Gonzalez has to ride the rooster in case Rizzo's back barks...another fuck

Floss out Castro in...fuck

Hicks...not enough fucks in all the world (watch Hicks play postseason hero ball just to piss me off); October 11, 2022 at 11:56 AM
Joe of AZ said...: You already know...he has one clutch 3 run homer saved up just for shits and giggles; October 11, 2022 at 12:30 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: I'd rather have Peraza on the roster than Gonzalez.

Don't think it really matters, anyway. This clubs is going nowhere.; October 11, 2022 at 12:59 PM
ranger_lp said...: @Hoss said: I'd rather have Peraza on the roster than Gonzalez.

I'll bet you a nickel that when the Crack Baseball Committee discussed player 26 that playoff experience trumped rookie...; October 11, 2022 at 1:08 PM
Doug K. said...: So the ONLY guy left from the trading deadline is the guy with the boot?

Did not see that coming. Fire Cashman!

Also, no Peraza is just stupid.

They picked Marwin instead of a guy with better infield defense, much better hitter, and stole 34 bases in Scranton.

Stupid.

But we have three center fielders so we're covered there.

I give up.; October 11, 2022 at 2:05 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Indeed, why is Peraza not on the roster? Why would they think Castro is more valuable, when the only time he'll pitch is if the game is lopsided either way? Dumb, dumb, dumb.

And the Effross acquisition by Brainless Cashman, that sure worked out, didn't it?; October 11, 2022 at 2:06 PM
13bit said...: I will always miss Jordan Montgomery.

But who needs pitching?

Not us, noooo…not us…; October 11, 2022 at 2:29 PM
Hazel Motes said...: Omitting Peraza is typical Boone-Cashman stupidity. He is more valuable than at least four of the players on the roster. Same old chronic irrational mistrust of young players. Cleveland has the youngest roster in the AL, the Yanks have the oldest. That's one of the reasons the Yankees will lose.; October 11, 2022 at 3:22 PM
Kevin said...: Yeah, Tampa is one of the youngest as well.....; October 11, 2022 at 7:22 PM
Hazel Motes said...: Yeah, and they are consistently competitive despite having one of the smallest payrolls in the sport. Thanks for the reaffirmation of my point.; October 11, 2022 at 8:05 PM
Hazel Motes said...: If you have a GOOD young team, that is an advantage this time of year when everyone is worn down. That wear tells more on older players.; October 11, 2022 at 8:09 PM