Love how the shark almost seems to be holding Lady Liberty's torch in this poster...
So, in the end, NYC's epic Two Days of Sport was something more like Two Days of Meh.
On the plus side, your New York Yankees went up, 1-0, in the ALCS, beating the Conies in Walkathon II: The Pitches Are Wild!. The Mets rallied gamely to tie up the Bums, and the Shark-Free Liberty managed not to blow a 17-point lead on top of blowing an 18-point lead.
So, good. Where this will all take us, who knows? Sure makes the fall fun, though. Save for...the football.
What a mess our two "hometown" ("home" being a New Jersey swamp in this instance) gridiron galoots are. Both are now 2-4, and between them have lost 3 games for want of a decent placekicker, which must be some type of record.
(Actually, last night, the Jets' Greg Zuerlein managed to hit the uprights twice, which to my mind should be worth 4 points.)
The Jets promptly doubled down on their in-season rebuilding, looking to bring in Davante Adams. But while Aaron Rodgers showed flashes of his old self, even pulling out a Hail Mary touchdown before the half, it looks like the Jets lack a line to protect him, and then there were those 110 yards in penalties. Of the Jints, best we not even speak.
It appears there will be little left to celebrate after baseball—and the WNBA, give the Liberty their props—shut down. Oh, wait: the Rangers did smack down Detroit last night, and they're looking very sharp. What could possibly keep them from winning their second Stanley Cup in the last 84 years?
But I digress. Yanks need to get to the Series, before the long, cold winter sets in.
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And...Wells back in the four spot. Boy, I would love to get on Aaron Boone's good side.
Uhm - and what exact side would that be?
Hey, basketball doesn’t end this week - as noted, & red-coated, Yankees fan Spike Lee can tell you, the Knicks will be very good this year.
And Rizzo is back again
And for some of us, the Premier League holds forth all winter.
And he will be, until he can't.
When does curling start?
1-2-3 for Cole. Nice start.
Judge please
Runner in scoring position. Can he score without a wild pitch?
Please don't hit into a DP Judge~.
DP or just a strikeout? Sac fly, maybe.
Lousy hitting, worse fielding.
Wells really needs to drop down in the order
Yes, he does.
Can't anyone help Wells? A teammate? Coach? Outside expert?
Are the Yanks going to leave a village of runners on base? Can't we string a few hits together?
It takes a village. Never forget that the biggest Yankee stat for the past 20 years has been the number of men left on base.
27 pitches.
I've just officially changed number 13's name to Jizz Chasm.
Nice.
Chisholm has been as bad as Wells…
Order him the parm. Worked for the Vulpine.
Both as cold as ice.
Colace is OK.
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So far.
@ mik....but neither are willing to sacrifice!
Carl,
Stay away from those "special" porn sites. Next thing you know, you'll be talking about Brazilian fart porn.
Rizz looks okay.
Nice!!!!!!
Terrible throw from the outfield.
Pain Killers
Wowzer!
Vertigo. FFS.
Verdugo!
I thought this pitcher was supposed to be really good?
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