It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: c a r l o s s g a m e t h r e a d m o n d a y w e e k t h r e e j u l y

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Monday, July 21, 2025

c a r l o s s g a m e t h r e a d m o n d a y w e e k t h r e e j u l y

Posted by AboveAverage at 6:30 PM

20 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...: Yarbles.; July 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
AboveAverage said...: Made it all the way around the bases, he did….; July 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Doug K. said...: All that work undone by an error. Damn.; July 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
ranger_lp said...: Doesn't anybody know how to play this game?; July 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
BTR999 said...: All season long we’ve watched Volpe, Peraza, Vivas unable to reach 1B on their throws, forcing Goldy to do scoop after scoop. This was inevitable tonight.

Rodon was really getting stretched last inning, but battled through it.

BTW, the BJs have won 10 straight home games. Looks like 11, as the offense is taking the night off.; July 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
13bit said...: People are strange when you're a Yankee
Scoreboards are ugly when you're at home.
The BlueJays are wicked when in Toronto
The strike zone is changing and you're all alone.; July 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: I guess we’re back to our regularly-scheduled programming.; July 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Publius said...: Turned on the TV 'bout an hour ago
Took a look at the Yanks playing Toronto
Where the ball going when infielders make a throw?

Are we gonna hear Boonie'll say it's all right?
Or is it another lost season, a wasted night?; July 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
AboveAverage said...: very nice; July 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
BernBabyBern said...: I had to break out the cheap whiskey to deal with this game. Ugh, we look like a AA team.; July 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
AboveAverage said...: losers; July 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
13bit said...: When you're strange
games don't get called for the rain,
When you're strange
Duque will mangle your name
When you're strange, When you're strange
When you're STRANGE.....; July 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
AboveAverage said...: save some magic for tomorrow . . . .; July 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
13bit said...: (For Brian)
I'm a loser. I'm a loser...
And we're not the team we want to be...
Of all the games I have won or have lost
There is one trade I should never have crossed
He was a man who wanted millions, my friend.
I should have known he would win in the end...; July 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
13bit said...: Do you believe in magic in a pitcher's heart
How the money can free him from whenever it starts
And it's magic if Steinbrenner is groovy
It makes you feel dead like a rotten movie...

Okay, I'm tired and losing my touch. Must go to bed. Thinking of re-reading Hoss's book while I'm waiting for him to finish editing the second volume. You know why?

I NEED A FIX CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN, DOWN TO THE TEAM THAT I LEFT UP TOWN, I NEED A FIX CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN.....BIG AARON BOONE JUMPED THE GUN....OH LITTLE BOONE JUMPED THE GUN...; July 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
BTR999 said...: Sure, they can take 2/3 from a bad team like ATL, but when they play a good team…🤡 5 more games this week against 2 first place teams.

Oh, the humanity!; July 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
AboveAverage said...: Boone’s a loser baby
So why don’t you save me; July 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Publius said...: You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
The situation ain't so dire

C'mon Boonie must get fired; July 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
AboveAverage said...: Oh OK……..

When the seasons over
We’re in Last Place
We’re in Last Place
We’re in Last Place
OH YEAH AHHH; July 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Kevin said...: This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of The Brain's elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that once stood, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your stadium again
Can you picture what will be?
So limitless and free
Desperately in need
Of some new GM's hand
In a desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the fans are insane
All the fans are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the Yes Highway, baby
Weird scenes inside Hal's gold mine
Ride the Yes Highway west, baby
Get the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake, he's long, seven miles
Ride the snake
He's old and his skin is cold
The NL West is the best
The NL West is the best
Get here and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Brain, where you taking us?
The fan awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his young dreams lived, and then he
Paid a visit to his announcer, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door
And he looked inside
"Hal?"
"Yes, you bum?"
"I want to kill you"
"Aaron, I want to..."; July 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM