Monday, July 27, 2026

07•27•26 – THIS JUST IN . . . ALERT THE PRESS AND INFORM ALL MEDIA OUTLETS




41 comments:

The WinWarblist said...

I loved seeing that imbecilic mug every day.

BTR999 said...

Another top notch lineup tonight. Schuermann leading off and the strikeout prone Rice right after

What could go wrong?


BTR999 said...

Another top notch lineup tonight. Schuermann leading off and the strikeout prone Rice right after

What could go wrong?


BTR999 said...

I’m stuttering here

BTR999 said...

Awful D

The Hammer of God said...

Why is Schuemann leading off? Waldman says he is 5 for 42 lifetime as a leadoff man. That's under .125. I presume that's all in the minors. He did have a long at bat in the 1st, but still. Less than .125 hitter as a lead off man.

The Hammer of God said...

So far, looks like we're picking up where we left off in Philly.

The Hammer of God said...

Isn't Murakami the Japanese third baseman who the Yankees could've easily signed?

The Hammer of God said...

White Sox are a team that is on the come. They've made tremendous progress. Their record is not far behind the Yankees. You could argue that they're a better team.

The Hammer of God said...

Yankees are just a bad team. When you see this kind of crap play, trading for a catcher and 3B aren't going to make much difference. They need a CF, LF, SS, 3B, 2B, C. That's basically a whole new team.

The Hammer of God said...

I guess you can play Spencer Jones in CF, Grisham in LF. Bring up George Lombard Jr. to play SS and trade for a 3B, C. Hope Judge & Bellinger get back with two weeks left in the season. These are long odds for reaching the playoffs, let alone surviving the playoff rounds to make it to the World Series, let alone winning the World Series. And as we saw in 2024, if you're going to go the World Series and play like shit, completely non-competitive, it's better not to get there. You don't want to be remembered for being the Keystone Cops of baseball.

AboveAverage said...

hOg - I can not believe that you left out the need for a new manager, hitting coach, pitching coach, general manager and principle owner.....

The Hammer of God said...

Well, that goes without sayin'!

AboveAverage said...

I actually only typed it.

I swear

The Hammer of God said...

I sit corrected!

The Hammer of God said...

Amazing, Battlin' Bronx Bastards actually got a hit with a man in scoring position. Of course, the runner only made it to third.

The Hammer of God said...

Bases loaded, nobody out. Usually the kiss of death for the Yankees.

The Hammer of God said...

Volpe made out, but at least made a productive out, got a run in. WTF is this with the White Sox, one measly run scored and they're going to the bullpen? Is this Game 7 of the freakin' World Series?

The Hammer of God said...

Jism with a big hit!

Pocono Steve said...

Jizz is Chasmatic! I don't even know what that means!

BTR999 said...

Why is he even on this team.?

Pocono Steve said...

Unusually productive inning.

The Hammer of God said...

Jones gets the run in. I like Jones. Maybe he'll never be more than a 4th outfielder, but I'd like to give him some playing time. At least he's fairly young, has speed, brings the glove. All already giving him an edge over Grisham.

ranger_lp said...

Bellinger is out 4 to 6 weeks…I’m sure that Jones will get reps…

The Hammer of God said...

Once they did the qualifying offer and Grisham accepted, I wouldn't have kept Bellinger. He's played pretty good D this year, but that's a guy with injury concerns. He had his career fall off a cliff and somehow clawed his way back. You gotta think that sooner or later, he'll fall off another cliff. The offense has been spotty.

BTR999 said...

We can’t keep running caballero and Scheurmann out there. Cashman needs to get some bodies in here NOW, not next week.

Pocono Steve said...
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The Hammer of God said...

Ali!

Hinkey Haines said...

I’m sure he’ll be up to his usual craft ways & find bodies, all right. Actual corpses.

ranger_lp said...

Chicago has horrible pitching…

The Hammer of God said...

Must be, if we're hitting them

The Hammer of God said...

The last game in Philly, Wells came in to hit for Ali Sanchez. Even though Ali had good at bats that game. Wells had a truly disgusting at-bat. Swung for the fences on every pitch, struck out. That was with the third baseman playing way off the line, giving Wells a hit if he just slashed it down the line. So already, Ali Sanchez, a journeyman catcher puts up much more competitive at-bats than Austin Wells.

The Hammer of God said...

If we trade for a catcher, Wells has to be the catcher who goes away. We should keep Ali Sanchez as the backup catcher.

The Hammer of God said...

Raid the mortuaries and cemeteries!

The Hammer of God said...

Doval doing his level best to give this game away.

The Hammer of God said...

With an assist from Caballero. Can't have a game without an error.

The Hammer of God said...

How many fucking errors do these bastards make in one inning?

Hinkey Haines said...

Clowns.

ranger_lp said...

Championship teams don’t do this…

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

The Hammer of God said...

Winning one of these fucking games is like trying to force out a turd when you've got severe constipation.