Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Game Thread º7•º7•27 HAL SPEAKS !


 

23 comments:

JM said...

Rice is going to be in the Home Run Derby. Big mistake.

Doug K. said...

Very stupid

AboveAverage said...

Too bad it isn't Volpe and Wells. Now that's something that I would definitely
tune in for. No really. Scouts honor.

ranger_lp said...

Volpe not in starting lineup…

AboveAverage said...

May I borrow (sniffle sniffle) a tissue ?

JM said...

Praise the Lard.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Right in track. 6 Yankees hitters, 5 Ks!

Carl J. Weitz said...

On track*

13bit said...

WE ARE THE TEAM OF THE CENTURY

Rufus T. Firefly said...

You are correct sir.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Pass the ammunition

Rufus T. Firefly said...

AC gets an out

AboveAverage said...

Which century?

Asking for a friend of mine.

He resembles Frankenstein

When they/he/him walks down the street

You can smell they’re stinky feet

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Did a year go by and I didn't notice?

-- signed Rip Van Winkle. (No relation to vanilla ice)

AboveAverage said...

(Their)

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The century's in the year 2525

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4U78n4WmVo

Carl J. Weitz said...

I wonder if the Yankees have ever struck out 17 or more times in consecutive games? I'll have to ask AI

AboveAverage said...

LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE PEOPLE . . .
THAT'S TWO GAMES IN A ROW WITH 17 STRIKE OUTS !

Carl J. Weitz said...

Heres the answer: The team has struck out 17 times in a 9-inning game 11 times. They have never done so in consecutive games until this series, and never 3 times in one season until this year. Unfuckingbelievable!

13bit said...

ASSHOLES OF THE CENTURY!

BTR999 said...

BTR999 said...

Relieved to see things are back to normal! Golden sombrero for Caballero means Volpe tomorrow.

The Commentator Formerly Known As TheWinWarblist said...

They can all blow me. Every last one of those fuckers.