Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chin Ming Upholds 2000 Year Taiwanese Tradition

You could see it in his eyes.

Dustin Pedroia terrified him.

The strike zone was toxic to him.

When he wet himself after yielding his third straight walk, fans turned their heads in shame and giddiness.

Congrss is beginning an investigation into the wins he has on record from previous years.

Suggestions of bribary, incompetence and rewards for failure are leaking into the mainstream media.

We can only wish this happened in Kansas.

Chinny is now the brick that became yellow.

1 comment:

Ron said...

Trade A-Rod