Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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Who is the CELEBRITY YANKEE FAN OF THE DECADE?
A Scientific Inquiry into the Alarming Growth of World Series WinWarbles
Hear the THUHS of the Post-Season
2009 Yankees: The World's Greatest Group of Men
Hear John's 10.05 Second Warble for the Boss
See SuperFrankenstein's NSFW Yankee Celebratory Blingee
(Viewer discretion advised.)
Congratulations, Kate Hudson
October YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
A Scientific Investigation into the THUH
John's Cry: HE CAUGHT THE BALL
Hear Suzyn Make History
First Woman to Call a World Series
Hear "The WinWarble Song" by the Deadly Spinners
An IT IS HIGH exclusive!
KHAAANN... KHAAANN!
Thanks, Eaarrrrl, Earrrrl...
The Brilliant Ruse
Hear The Master's Top 2009 Post-Season WinWarble
7.33 seconds!
Hear the WinWarble that Wasn't
John & Suzyn vs. "The Mysterious Screamer"
Hear John's Disputed 11:58 second WinWarble
John uses the F word to describe the return of Ian Kennedy
Second Half Sterling Index
Red Bar is 1st Half Average
A Pat on the Back, from John
New Sterling Guidelines Issued
John Sterling, Ringside Announcer!
Anthony McCarron or Ed Norton? Who is it?
An Observation about the Nature of Humanity
Hear John's gift of song
A word from Suzyn
Hear John sing... Lady Gaga?
That's what you people voted.
Hear John's Record-Shattering WinWarble
After 15 innings against Boston
First half Sterling average: 558
Length of Yankee Game-Ending Win Warbles (seconds)
Hear the FORMER all-time longest WinWarble: 7.94 seconds, Boston, 8/08
The Traitor's Yankeeography
Many Johns Warbling as One
The Ultimate John & Suzyn At-Bat
Silver Sterling Moments
Hear an A-Bomb.... from Hideki
Hear the Booth of Terror
John battles through injury
Sarah Palin talks with John Sterling
The Master Segues
A conversation between South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and John Sterling
Patton Meets Sterling
O'Reilly v. Sterling
"A Few Good Yankees:" Cruise v. Sterling
Hear the Official IIHIIFIIc Call
Hear the "Other Voice" in John's head
Hear his Luis Castillo stream of consciousness prequel...
Moments with John
Shortest Win Warble in History 3.42
3.42 seconds (5.20.09)
IIH Yankeeography: Mel Hall Jr., The Rebel Yankee
He's back in the news... and in our hearts!
IIH Yankeeography: Carl Pavano, the Bronx Buttocks
WELCOME, INDIAN FANS!
IIH Yankeography: Kyle Farnsworth
WELCOME, ROYALS FANS
IIH Yankeeography: Richie Sexson, the Yankee Mayfly
IIH Yankeeography: Eddie Lee Whitson
All Time Great Baseball Nicknames that Should Have Been for...
The Turd
Lest We Forget
“Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.” -- George Orwell
Nominations Being Taken for Yankee Blog of the Decade
John Sings with Thuuuuuuuhh Choir
Hear John & Elvis' Hunka-hunka-burnin' Christmas!
Mommy, Mommy, we're in a book
Guess which one?
Fake John Sterling On Twitter
Are you tired of all these polls?
Exclusive Video of John Sterling meeting Barbra Streisand
AC/DC and JOHN
John sings with 70's icon, the late Minnie Ripperton!
John sings with Aerosmith
John sings with Jay-Z
My name is THUUUUUGH
Kid Rock and John... togethah!
John & Bruce sing "Jungle Land"
John sings with the Smashing Pumpkins
The Voice & The Boss Sing "Born to Run"
The 2009 John Sterling Hip-Hop Mix
Yo.
Ask John Sterling
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Hear John's WS Game Two Warble: 7.27
Sterling Index: 6.12
Dramatic Fall in Game 3
"The hotel was a dump, Boss..."
Ex-Yankee CJ Nitkowski Can't Ever Catch A Break
"Mariano IS the bridge, bitches!!"
Yankee Employees of the Month
- Sept. '09: KIMBERLY JONES
- Aug. '09: JIM RICE
- July '09: KEI IGAWA
- June '09: LUIS CASTILLO
- May '09: JOHN STERLING
- Apr. '09: NICK SWISHER
- Mar. '09: JASON ZILLO
- Feb. '09: BRETT GARDNER
- Jan. '09: BOB SHEPPARD
- Dec. '08: BRIAN CASHMAN
- Nov. '08: Not Awarded
- Oct. '08: BOBBY MEACHAM
- Sept. '08: MIKE MUSSINA
- Aug. '08: CARL PAVANO
- July '08: KEI IGAWA
- June '08: SIDNEY PONSON
- May '08: JASON GIAMBI
- April '08: CHIEN-MING WANG
- March '08: SHELLEY DUNCAN
- Feb. '08: PHIL HUGHES
- Jan. '08: HANK STEINBRENNER
Hear: Two A-Bombs... Merged
Robbie Cano, doncha know
Doug Mientkiewicz On Twietkiewicz
Tweets From The Turd
The Master Calls Our Name
Hear The Two Tenors
John's Book Club
Thu-u-uh Voice
John Sterling: Wazzuuuup!
Buy this book!
IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS in there!
The Unusual Suspects
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- Alphonso (World's most pessimistic Yankeefan)
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Swift Bat Yankeefans for Truth: 20 seconds about Ian Kennedy
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Hear John & Suzyn: High, far out, and caught?
What if they were on weed instead of Yankee ecstacy?
From "The Book of Joe"
The Song of the Rocket
More from The Book
Three Warbles Welded
Hear the winds of wins
The Life You Imagine
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4 comments:
Boy, I wish we had a video of John and Susyn's faces right after he said "It's an A-Bomb"
And the silence after he said it seemed to last as long as most of his win warbles this season.
Thats not exactly politically correct is it? Saying a Japanese player hit an A-Bomb? ;)
I'm thinking a 2 week unpaid leave might be in order.
Didn't any of you listen when Jeter hit a line drive single to right to lead off the game?
Johnny Boy said:
" There's a line drive to right......it's a base h....no, it's caught...no, it's a hit...it short-hopped in front of the right fielder..."
John was already thinking ahead to remind us that Derek had just extended his hitting streak...and, in this version of multi-tasking...he lost focus on reality.
Atta boy.
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