Friday, June 12, 2009

Open letter to the Yankees: If you have any integrity at all, you'll just keep losing

Dear Madams or Sirs.

We've seen enough.

Don't go bothering to beat the Mets or the Nats. That's like bringing flowers to your wife the morning after you ran off with a barnyard animal.

Go on winning streak now against Washington, and you are nothing but filthy, stinking liars. At least be honest with us. Lose, so we can start reviling you decently and call for the trades for players who actually might someday win.

Thank you for last night's true glimpse into your empty souls. Pardon us if we don't look again, until changes are made.

Here's the deal: If you can't beat the Redsocks -- and it's clear you can't -- beating the Nats and the Rockies don't matter.

Keep losing. Let us enjoy summer.

Free us from your stinking lies.

3 comments:

Mike said...

Even if we do see a post-season, I think we just saw the results. I wonder what it takes before Girardi and Cashman lose their jobs. Go Mets!

Anonymous said...

Once again Clueless Joe gets out managed and his team out played against a quality opponent. It is sad that the Yankees have enough talent to beat bad teams, Baltimore, Angels, Twins and yes the Rangers, But when it comes time to man up and beat talent they show their clueless ways. Nick Swisher is no0t an answer to any question, neither is Angel Berroa, Johnny "selfish" Damon who reminds us why he should be a DH daily, Hideki "the gimp" Matsui who needs to go away or last but not least Clueless Joe who could not manage a little league team to a title.
Dennis Tampa

Mike said...

Well the players are on Cashman and his ridiculous 10 year multi-million signings. (Just wait until Burnett is our 5 spot)

The problem I feel with Joe is he always manages strictly by numbers. There is rarely and creativity at all- except for season-changing decisions like throwing Wang back into the majors when he clearly wasn't ready. This team needs a swift wake up call somehow... because the only player who gave us a lead the whole series was A Rod, and he's the un-clutchiest of all.