Brian Cashman is Bored

Yep.

Here is our Maximum Leader's quote on the "Baseball" in London farce:

"It breaks up the monotony."

Monotony?  Making $5 million a year to run a major-league team?  The greatest team what ever was, in the greatest city in America?

Hmm, maybe that's what that sordid affair a few years ago was all about:  another effort to break up the "monotony."  Or the elf rappelling.

But in fairness, when you think about it, it MUST be monotonous:

—Day in, day out, coming up with new false compliments to lavish upon HAL.

—Month in, month out, finding some new way to get rid of whatever meager talent you've managed to somehow develop in the farm system.

—Year in, year out, identifying yet another "big arm" that will break down as soon as you get it to the Bronx.

And the staffer!  Don't get me started on how boring it must be to find yet another incompetent trainer/coach-who-will-make everyone worse!

Yeah, I could see where that would be a grind.  Off to the British Museum!