Glass Half-Empty, Glass Half-Full...of Hemlock

So, going into tonight's Showdown in Motown, what do we see?  

Is it—glass half-full!—amazing that your New York Yankees are still playing .500 ball despite the fact that...

—Literally one-third of the starting lineup still does not have an RBI.

—The team has stolen all of 2 bases in 3 attempts.

—Aaron Judge has exactly 1 home run and 1 RBI.

—The Yanks are averaging more than 9 strikeouts a game.

—Our new, gloveman shortstop can't play the position.

—Gleyber Torres, our superstar of the future, is hitting .161.

—Our ace has no wins and a 5.59 ERA.

OR...is it half-empty?  Your New York Yankees are only playing .500 ball despite the fact that...

—Until the 8th inning on Sunday, they were leading the AL in pitching.

—We actually seem to have a rotation behind the aforementioned "ace."

—The bullpen has been all but lights-out—and is soon to be culled by roster rules.

—Stanton has been hitting about as well as could be expected.

—DJ seems to be back to form and is batting .321.

—Hicks has not only returned, but is hitting .333.

—New backup catcher Lee Trevino is batting .500.

YOU be the judge! But half-empty or half-full...look out for that hemlock!