It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Yanks sign Chi Chi Gonzalez: "The 2022 season has not gone well for Gonzalez, as he has an elevated 6.87 ERA, 1.53 WHIP, and 12/4 K/BB ratio over 18 1/3 innings (six appearances, four starts) between the Twins and the Milwaukee Brewers."

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Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Yanks sign Chi Chi Gonzalez: "The 2022 season has not gone well for Gonzalez, as he has an elevated 6.87 ERA, 1.53 WHIP, and 12/4 K/BB ratio over 18 1/3 innings (six appearances, four starts) between the Twins and the Milwaukee Brewers."

Posted by el duque at 7:42 PM

13 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...: If only we had a home grown starting pitcher, a lefty maybe, someone young and talented in the midst of a career year, so we didn't have to grab this lumpen Triple A trash-heap reject to fill a hole in the rotation.

Well done CashBrain; your kung fu is the Best.

FUCKER.; August 30, 2022 at 8:37 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: Jesus Effing Christ! I thought Duque was posting an Onion kinda satire here. Only to read this guy exists and indeed the Yankees have signed him to a contract. What does that say about and to the AA and AAA pitchers in the organization???; August 30, 2022 at 8:37 PM
Stang said...: Whee!; August 30, 2022 at 8:39 PM
Celerino Sanchez said...: Those are almost Montas numbers.; August 30, 2022 at 8:40 PM
The Archangel said...: Next Chi Chi will be trying out for the Milan AC team.

FUCK HAL; August 30, 2022 at 8:41 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: Okay....drastic times call for drastic measures. So I'm going to take one for the team. I live live fairly close to Stamford. Therefore, Crashman's next rappelling stunt down the side of that tall building on Tresser Blvd. will be attempted with ropes that has been tampered with. Like what Dudley Nightshade or Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale would do.; August 30, 2022 at 8:53 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: @ Arch....They have bigger balls in Milan than they do in the Bronx so I hear.; August 30, 2022 at 8:55 PM
13bit said...: Four-dimensional chess, my friends. We mere mortals will never understand.; August 30, 2022 at 9:20 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Carl Weitz! Never TELL us this! It makes us accessories.

Honestly, I thought you knew how to do this!

(Also, I happen to know that the ropes are very, very closely guarded each year. Don't ask me how.); August 30, 2022 at 9:27 PM
DickAllen said...: Carl, there’s only one problem with your plan:

Every time Boris and Natasha tried to exterminate Rocky and Bullwinkle, they wound up hoisted on their own petard.

Be careful.; August 30, 2022 at 9:28 PM
MJ said...: So far, Papa, I've got nothing to say. Okay?; August 30, 2022 at 9:40 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a competent relief pitcher out of my hat."
Rocky: "Oh no, not again!"
Bullwinkle: "Presto.....nothing up my sleeve. Yikes-Tanyon Sturtze! I definitely need a new hat!"
Rocky: "And now here's something we hope you'll really like...."; August 30, 2022 at 9:42 PM
Doug K. said...: carl

lol; August 31, 2022 at 7:36 AM