Saturday, April 1, 2023

Game thread

Suzyn says Kahnle has been throwing and Bader is doing underwater swings in the pool.

Whoo.



75 comments:

JM said...

The Audacy app is incredibly behind the TV picture.

JM said...

Gift run.

AboveAverage said...

Clarke Sharp

JM said...

A bunt. What a concept.

JM said...

Too many pitches. Too many strikeouts.

Another one of those games.

AboveAverage said...

VolPEEEEEEEEEEEE

JM said...

Volpe first hit!

AboveAverage said...

(apologies for my weak bladder control)

ranger_lp said...

And another SB…

JM said...

Excellent!

AboveAverage said...

Judgian Catch

JM said...

Nice dive

AboveAverage said...

Stanton "flicks" it

ranger_lp said...

Stanton!!

JM said...

Didn't even hit that hard.

JM said...

Homers or nothing.

JM said...

Radio app and TV now almost in sync.

Shit. Pederson hit one.

JM said...

Clarke losing it.

AboveAverage said...

season is over

everyone can go home now

TheWinWarblist said...

Is Clarke out because he sucked, he's hurt or reached his pitch limit?

TheWinWarblist said...

All three??

AboveAverage said...

Clarke became less Sharpe as the game went on so they pulled him.

He didn't suck and he didn't get hurt

ranger_lp said...

Yanks working on a rally…

ranger_lp said...

Rizzo!!!

AboveAverage said...

Rizzzzzzzz

AboveAverage said...

At least Donaldson isn’t striking out swinging- that’s a plus, right?

ranger_lp said...

JD got robbed…

TheWinWarblist said...

LaMahieu looks a bit chubby.

TheWinWarblist said...

King is dreadful.

AboveAverage said...

We should stop hitting their Rookie or else Volpe will get plugged

TheWinWarblist said...

King is still dreadful and should be punched in the scrotum.

JM said...

Yankees clown show that inning.

JM said...

Where's Colter Beane?

JM said...

My comments keep disappearing.

JM said...

"Driven by Jeep" is now "Electrified by the Jeep brand."

What complete shit.

AboveAverage said...

Mid season form with the disappearing comments

AboveAverage said...

I sense a big Donaldson moment is on the horizon

JM said...

He breaks a leg?

JM said...

Why is Abreu still in there?

AboveAverage said...

There it is

JM said...

Wow. How'd you know?

JM said...

Can I have you run a Draft Kings account for me?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Attention Ca$hole: peak trade value. Trade him now for a pair of dirty sweat socks.

AboveAverage said...

I live 5 minutes in the future

JM said...

Bullpen implosion. Feels kinda familiar.

JM said...

One good thing about a game on Fox. I don't have to hear Kay say "Do the Yankees have a rally in their bones".

JM said...

Weren't King and Holmes supposed to be our killer klosers?

AboveAverage said...

At least the flop sweat kid won’t be part of this loss

AboveAverage said...

Better break out some more RYE cause we’re on the rocks

Celerino Sanchez said...

Johnny Holmes is one & done

AboveAverage said...

Hicks!

AboveAverage said...

Like VolpEEEEEEEEEEEE

AboveAverage said...

Nice

TheWinWarblist said...

The strike zone is all over the place but it's still a bottom of the ninth rally. Sort of.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Are the umps lobbying for the asz?

JM said...

Rizzo walks, giving Stanton a rare game ending double play opportunity.

AboveAverage said...

Bet Stanton isn’t bunting

TheWinWarblist said...

Well, at least THAT wasn't called a strike.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Time for the patented dp

TheWinWarblist said...

JM. Really.

JM said...

Can't believe my Stanton dp comment got lost. I called it.

AboveAverage said...

And just like that its done

TheWinWarblist said...

Rufus T.? Et tu?

AboveAverage said...

I called that he wasn’t bunting!

JM said...

Bah.

JM said...

Lol, AA

TheWinWarblist said...

Out and out.

AboveAverage said...

What kind of RYE are you pouring?

May I have a glass?

Stang said...

The Giants stole that game. Thairo’s foot was clearly off the bag when he made the relay. Stanton was safe. Incompetent or corrupt officials gaslit us!

Hazel Motes said...

The worst part of this game was the Donaldson homerun. He has to go 0 for the rest of April to hasten his exit from the team.

BTR999 said...

I suppose Holmes and King will be on the IL soon.

Another clutch Stanton moment!

HoraceClarke66 said...

It WAS a terrible game for the umps. But WTF is Hicks doing up in that 9th inning?? Trevino's not a particularly good hitter, but of course he's better than Hicks.

Wonderfully apocalyptic feeling at the end of the game, with those deep, dark clouds moving in. It felt like something from The Natural. And then...Stanton.

Sigh.

Just think: in 2028, we are still going to be watching Giancarlo Stanton bounce into game-ending double-plays,

Sigh.

AboveAverage said...

I don’t think any of us will make it until 2028 if Stanton is still here

BTR999 said...

Hoss, PH Hicks in that spot is the booniest thing I calculated think of.
I missed the last few ABs, did Stanton even run hard on that last AB it just jog?

ranger_lp said...

Looks like Rolaids is throwing 103 again

https://twitter.com/playofftanaka_/status/1642295048510267392?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw