Thursday, November 28, 2024

Happy Tanksgiving, everybody. Rest assured, the Giants will lose

Drink a gallon. Eat a boat. Find a couch. Close your eyes. Let the Jersey Giants work their magic.

Remember the creed of the Doom-Scrolling Fan:

Whatever happens, it won't matter. 

We'll still draft a bum. 

The Mets will still outbid us.

The Japanese star will still sign with the Dodgers. 

Saquan will win MVP, Aaron Rodgers won't leave, Brunson will get hurt, the Rangers will stumble, Rutgers will be Rutgers, and Hal Steinbrenner will live forever, hugging his checkbook, as the heavens rain down. 

It's time for the Macy's Parade, the TV-equivalent of chugging a quart of maple syrup.

Drink up. Have a great one. 

(Thanks, Carl)



23 comments:

Carl J. Weitz said...
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Carl J. Weitz said...

https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/468059842_10162006402274324_5479613240650084915_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=m_shwaYD3c0Q7kNvgGeKVv6&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&_nc_gid=AcQkEnz9hYLet7fnkLX4CtT&oh=00_AYCjDs54F9GYnT0EAGPRE6YyPb9Q0b1eExSwhoBsRszviw&oe=674E363D

el duque said...

I've moved Carl's link into the post

Hinkey Haines said...

Happy Yanksgiving, all.

13bit said...

We are the turkeys.

JM said...

Hey, Hal, get stuffed.

And a happy thanksgiving to all!

JM said...

Daniel Jones signed with the Vikings. Now he gets to make a fool of the Giants....okay, MORE of a fool.

DickAllen said...

Please God, let Aaron Rogers leave.

BTR999 said...

BTR999 said...

At the risk of treacle, I’m thankful for this blog and all youse mugs.

Hapy Thanksgiving 🦃!

AboveAverage said...

"no turkey dinner until the time limit is up!"

Pocono Steve said...

For what it's worth, not that I know what a "Jacob Westendorf" is: https://x.com/JacobWestendorf/status/1862171348912521615?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Kevin said...

Happy Thanksgiving to all! And remember, "Que Sera, Sera".

BTR999 said...

They need no help in doing that

BTR999 said...

👀

JM said...

Is that for real? Wow.

Pocono Steve said...

It's a real tweet. As for the information contained therein, . . . ?

Carl J. Weitz said...

LOLOL

Doug K. said...
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Doug K. said...

Here's another tweet. "I thoudght I saw a puddytat" Happy Thanksgiving!

Pocono Steve said...

Randomly, here's Genesis at the 1973 Macy's Parade. Happy Turkey Day!: https://www.reddit.com/r/Genesis/comments/e391qe/happy_thanksgiving_here_is_genesis_at_the_1973/#lightbox

TheWinWarblist said...

I like pie.

AboveAverage said...

yes Pie is something that is easy to enjoy and can rarely be found for sale at the ballpark