1. If the Mets outbid us for Juan Soto, we riot.
2. If we don't sign a new first baseman, we riot.
3. If the Martian comes to spring training still unable to catch fly balls, we riot.
4. If Cashman trades the farm system for some 35-year-old, we riot.
5. If Hal says the Yankees can't afford Soto, we riot.
6. When Giancarlo goes on the DL in April, we riot.
7. When DJ LeMahieu starts on opening day, we riot.
8. When Boone ruins Luke Weaver, we riot.
9. When the Mets sweep us - again - we riot.
10. Hell with this. Let's just riot.
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When they raise ticket prices again after getting out of for Soto we go on extended riot
There's a riot goin' on. At least the Coasters said there was.
Holy crap--the Giants gave Daniel Jones his release. Wow.
Oh, fuck, we're keeping Trevino? Jesus Christ on a cracker.
"Infielder Jon Berti and relief pitcher Tim Mayza were not tendered contracts by the Yankees; they will join the free-agent pool. The Yankees announced that they had reached settlements with pitcher JT Brubaker, who was acquired from the Pittsburgh Pirates this season, and outfielder Trent Grisham. The Yankees also tendered contracts to Clarke Schmidt, Nestor Cortes, Jazz Chisholm Jr., Mark Leiter Jr., Scott Effross and Jose Trevino. Financial terms were not known at the time of publication."
Gone, Baby, Gone…
Why Grisham? Essentially useless.
There’s a Clash song I won’t name…
I guess if they have have those guys, they can always trade them.
As we all busily upgrade/and or prep our existing riot gear - my question remains:
Anyone back there need any freaking water?
Will trade wet suits for water.
ED - How about a laugh riot?
"Laugh Riot - YouTube
Welcome to Laugh Riot - your ultimate destination for side-splitting comedy and endless laughs! We bring you a mix of hilarious skits, comedic commentary, and entertaining videos designed to ...'
I didn't actually go to the site because having my sides split is very high on my "50 Ways I Would Prefer Not To Die" list. Just an FYI number 43 is Death by Phlegm.
AA - It's sunny today here in the City The Temporarily Houses the A's. Not for you?
Hoss - I look forward to reading why you DISagree with me.
Sun showers here, DK
The only thing as bad as side-splitting comedy is laughing your ass off. Both extremely messy and not fun.
Neither is the gut buster.
That's an awful lot of rioting. We had all better warm up and stretch first or we're all gonna pull our hammies.
If any of the above happens, do not pay for the Yankees bullshit.
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