Wednesday, November 13, 2024

New York City Sports, the poem

NEW YORK CITY SPORTS

Trap doors in abandoned forts,
Families crushed in public courts,
Pinching, tight Bermuda shorts...
New York City sports.

Evil plans of Voldemort's,
Diamond earrings made of quartz,
Lying, biased news reports...
New York City sports.

Endless lines in cramped airports,
Overcrowded foreign ports,
Poisoned water, by the quarts... 
New York City sports.

Giant, Yankee, Knick or Jet,
Everywhere, a losing bet.
Massive bleeding facial warts...
New York City sports.




6 comments:

13bit said...

❤️

JM said...

April is the cruelest month because we think the Yankees are good then.

Carl J. Weitz said...

A Jewish guy named Czar of State Permitted Sports
It's Randy Levine, no no no, not Bermuda Schwartz

TheWinWarblist said...

Misanthropic.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Yes, most Yankees fans our age eventually become misinthropic to a deree with time.

HoraceClarke66 said...

This brought tears to my eyes, Duque. For so many reasons.