It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ One for the Birds, Edition !

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Tuesday, April 29, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ One for the Birds, Edition !

Posted by AboveAverage at 10:47 AM

Rotation Weirdos

Every Five Days We Wince

Thankful for Max Fried

22 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...: I beg to differ
It is four days out of five
That we are wincing; April 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
JM said...: Praise God, Stroman's down
Will is not the answer
Perhaps the question?; April 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
AboveAverage said...: Yankees Fans, We wince
Ayup, 24/7
It is what We do; April 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Pocono Steve said...: You know we will lose.
The Knicks will win this series.
Then they too will lose; April 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mildred Lopez said...: Jazz can't hit for shit
We were better with Gleyber
Cashman's a moron; April 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Joe of AZ said...: We were absolutely NOT better with Gleyber especially in the field; April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
AboveAverage said...: Back to Back to Back
Then a routine ground ball out
Then four and Jazz gone; April 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Dafuq is happening?; April 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Doug K. said...: one two three four five
the home run barrage goes on
Rodon will blow it; April 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Jazz is sliding fool
Subtraction is addition
But oh for Durbin; April 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: We're living in upside down world; April 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
AboveAverage said...: I will NEVER say a SINGLE bad thing again about Rodon.; April 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
AboveAverage said...: (maybe I’ll string a few things together next time); April 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Now he's turning into Bad Rodon. Wonder if he should come in next inning. Tempting to rest the bullpen. But then he might not be able to get anybody out; April 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Thanks for the clarification. 👍; April 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Time for Deven Eleven.

Let's make this game interesting boys.🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍺🍺🍺🍺; April 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
BTR999 said...: Chisolm for IL? He has a pretty lengthy injury history.

DJLM had to get a cortisone in his right hip today. (Recall he missed time last year with a right hip impingement.) LeMahieu said “he felt something coming on”; April 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
AboveAverage said...: His end of career is coming on; April 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...: In his major-league career so far, Jazz has averaged 54 games on the DL, or one-third of a season. You saw why today, as he slid into third on a triple he had by 15 feet. He is just a ludicrous ballplayer, and while I hate to see almost anyone get hurt—Jason Varitek would've been a big exception—Jazz won't be missed.; April 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
HoraceClarke66 said...: Oh, and uh, the, uh, Yankees win. THHHHHUUUUUUHHHH YANKEES! WIN!; April 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
AboveAverage said...: Jazz has exhibited bad, show boating judgement time and time again.; April 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
JM said...: I am JM, and I agree with that message.; April 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM

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