Sunday, April 19, 2026

The most hateful Yankee rivals have yet to wake up in 2026. That could soon change.

 

One more with KC - (May the Royals always oppose us!) - and then it's Fenway, which will be like jet-skiing the Strait of Hormuz with Kash Patel and his hockey horn. Boston has spent the month of April seething over ABS challenges and frozen bats. The Redsocks are desperate to change their 2026 narrative, and here we come, dolta-dolta-dolta...

Of course, it's a trap. Trip-wires, everywhere. Their future Hall of Famer, Roman Anthony, is batting .236; their LF Jaren Duran is at .172; and the gritty, micro ex-Yank speedster, Caleb Durbin, is humming along at .133 - he has yet to steal a base. It sure would be nice to hang an 0-for-30 on them, but who across the Yankiverse does not fear an inevitable breakout?

It's been more than 20 years since Boston reversed the Curse - so long ago that the Redsock frat boys now stream Tucker Carlson, when not clamoring for John Henry to sell his team. I never thought I'd live that long. But beginning Tuesday, the mere sight of pinstripes will unite the tribe and reanimate every Redsock revenge dream.   

All of which makes this week more perilous than ever. 

If the Death Barge has one thing going, it's that Toronto and Boston have spent the first month crapping their beds. For the Blue Jays, George Springer is hitting .185 with two HRs, and Max Scherzer (ERA 7.16) looks spent. 

Add that the Mets have now lost 10 straight, and we're better off than we maybe deserve to be. That's okay. I'll take it... that is, if today we can summon The Man.

11 comments:

JM said...

To be a Yankees fan these days is to live in constant fear. Everything falls apart so easily and so quickly. And then there's the bullpen, which can't fall apart because it hasn't been put together properly for a couple of years, if that.

As Bit might say, series like the Royals' are just an illusion. And if it weren't for them, we probably wouldn't even be over .500.

AboveAverage said...

As AA might say …..
In every dream home a heartache
And every step I take
Takes me further from heaven
Is there a heaven?
I don’t think so


Publius said...

Ir's always dangerous to look across town, enjoy a bit of Metsenfreude. "Look at that shitshow. At least we're not them" is tempting, but we should resist. Leads to complacency. That fiendish Cashman counts on relative success. Look where it's gotten him.

All that said, wow...the Mets are a mess

ranger_lp said...

Sucks to be them...

JM said...

A rare Roxy Music reference! One of my faves.

ranger_lp said...

Jazz not in starting lineup today. Hurting his 50/50 chances...

Pocono Steve said...

He's more 50-50 than 50/50, that's for sure.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Have to go to Hoboken this afternoon, to interview a guy who has written an entire book about how the Mets are really "the people's team." You can bet I'm going to get a few, fake-sympathetic digs in on that one...

The Hammer of God said...

In the Boone era, Yankees usually lose the last game of a series when they're going for a sweep, especially on a Sunday. Other factors against them: rainy weather/rain delays usually kill them; cold weather too; it's Ryan Weathers pitching today, right?; they scored a lot yesterday, so that means it's famine time today. I'd say all signs point to a low scoring loss. Ryan McBroom won't be invited.

HoraceClarke66 said...

As for Jazz...all I can say is, better he's having this year this year, than having this year next year, after's he tied up a few hundred million of Hal's food stamps.

13bit said...

I'm guessing his life sucks.