Wednesday, July 22, 2026
Game(s) day thread. As ABOVE AVERAGE would say... Let's Play Two – 7/22 – 2026
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“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
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Fixed?
Balk boy. Doesn't matter why, you balk, you balk.
Amazing, he got out of it.
I was expectin' a cave-in there.
Looks like it ain't gonna matter. The bastards are gettin' shut out in game 1.
Just what Cole needed, a stupid, meaningless distraction courtesy of Caballero and his idiot pitch clock games.
Lights out in da Bronks!
Mr Meatball strikes again.
Pirates are a great hitting team now. Cole did a reasonably good job. Though the two homer was a killer. Obviously, mathematically zero chance of winning when you never score a run.
Cole is starting to pitch really well. Except for these pesky gofer balls. When you can't score runs, these home runs are killers.
Rice!!!!!
Ben Rice cooks up some fried rice!
The Kernel!
If the Buccos had to do it over again, I think they'd rather let Rice walk. Then go after Jones. I never could figure out why pitchers do that. They pitch around a guy for the first three pitches and it's 3 balls, no strikes. Then they throw two straight hittable pitches. What the fuck?
I read a book about Tom Parker and Elvis. Hence, the kernel.
You'd think Boone was managing.
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, baby
Klink?
Hoooooogannnnn!
Wiki says Col. Tom Parker was an illegal alien. Is that true?
Dunderhead Trump missed out on a golden opportunity this World Cup. He could've arrested everyone in the World Cup tournament final. Claim they were all illegal aliens. Shake down their governments for $500 mil a pop. Steal the trophy and claim it's his by default. Straight out of an Austin Powers movie.
Bednar crapping the bed.
Ceiling once again lookin' like its bowing in.
They escape catastrophe, by the skin of their teeth.
Battlin' Bronx Bastards better score in the 9th. They suck extra special at extra inning games.
Rice, nice play.
One thing Grisham does besides the home runs, he does draw walks. Another reason why Brainless Cashman is ga-ga for Grisham.
Man alive, the Yankees suck at hitting. Here come extra innings. A real long shot for the Yankees. they suck at extra innings.
Cruz doesn't look good.
Good night, Irene.
Bucs did something Yanks could never do. They got a single with a runner in scoring position.
And there goes the game!
Pretty long leash for a guy who's struggling, eh?
Who the heck is Castro?
Boone.
This one’s as good as over.
Just up from SWB
They're crapping the bed
They lost the first game
What a shame, a shame, a shame
In the Bronx, New York
1-6 now in extras
These little town blues
Are draining my brain
I'm gonna make a brand new start of it
Ex-com-mu-ni-ca-ting Ba-Boone
They couldn’t even get the meaningless x-runner in.
Typical Yankee offense. All runs scored on one swing, the other AB’s were mostly weak, to the point of being non-competitive.
This is such an easy to hate. I’m like Robby the Robot when asked to shoot someone. My circuits are all crossed and I don’t know what to do,
1-10 with RISP
The Yankees get what they deserve.
Yeah, no surprises in this one. They're so predictable. If the Bucs had just pitched more carefully to Rice, Yankees probably get shut out or lose 3-1 in 9 innings. Rice only prolonged the agony.
The bed we done crapped
I still got the trots
Because we love you so much Brian…
Not a great throw but certainly nothing you could expect Volpe to come up with.
Volpe is unplayable. This must stop.
Da Battlin' Bronx Bastards finally score a run
Amazing what can happen when you run hard the whole way instead of jogging.
Bellinger proves he can score on a double
+1
It's easier for a vampire hunter who can't stand the sight of blood to stake a vampire than for the Yankees to score a run.
Holy shit, Will Warren to pitch the 9th!
And here comes the collapse!
Pretty hairy situation here
Foretold in the game thread photo illustration
Shit, Jazz Chisholm strikes again.
Yankees Win!!!
Wow, the gambling establishment must've wanted the out call!
What’s with Yankee infielders throwing the damn ball?
Maybe?
Yup
Sure looked safe to me, but I'll take it: woo hoo!
That was a terrible call. Wasn't close. Take the W, I guess, but wow. If that happens in October there'll be hell to pay.
Peanut butter and honey on the ball
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