It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Schlitt √s Schwarb – Friday Game Thread – 07•24•26

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Friday, July 24, 2026

Schlitt √s Schwarb – Friday Game Thread – 07•24•26

Posted by AboveAverage at 6:00 PM

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46 comments:

JM said...: He looks like a freak. Oh, wait...; July 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
13bit said...: Gone gone the damage done; July 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
JM said...: Dr. Lizardo on the mound.; July 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Why is Goldschmidt leading off? An old player, maybe in his last season, who can't get around the fastball, is leading off. Fucking brilliant, if you want to lose.; July 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
JM said...: 6 for his last 60. Cripes.; July 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
JM said...: Boone with another crap lineup based on righty-lefty.; July 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
AboveAverage said...: JM - I always forget your special word for Boone . . . .; July 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
JM said...: Is it... idiot?; July 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
JM said...: https://www.tiktok.com/@retrofilmglow/video/7521003247084096823; July 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
JM said...: Goldie!! Amazing.; July 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The Hammer of God said...: And Boone will tell us that's why Goldschmidt is leading off. AI told him so!; July 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
AboveAverage said...: Better AI than AA ‘cause I would have insisted on MANY lineup changes; July 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Another one thrown out on the bases; July 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
JM said...: Yeah, but he was safe. The clearest angle showed it.; July 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The Hammer of God said...: The gambling establishment wanted him out; July 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The Hammer of God said...: And Dominguez next inning with the single. So that one hurt.; July 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Fucking Volpe bailed out by the error; July 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
JM said...: I would have grudgingly called it a hit, but whatever.; July 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
JM said...: Schlittler is nailing it so far. Fingers crossed.; July 24, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Another game into the 6th, with one measly run so far.; July 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The Hammer of God said...: I hear George Lombard Jr. is very hot. Over 1300 OPS.; July 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Kyle Schwarber is one scary dude.; July 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
JM said...: That's not bad.; July 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
JM said...: Schlittler is really good. He needed a start like this.; July 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The Hammer of God said...: All over baseball, teams batter each other over the heads with spatulas, frying pans, kitchen sinks. And we're in pitching duels to the death, scratch and claw affairs.; July 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Perhaps the long layoff with the All Star break got Schlittler a bit rusty.; July 24, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Now would be a good time for Rice to hit one out and provide an in-shurance run.; July 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
JM said...: Cam did good. Now we bite our nails.; July 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
JM said...: Fucking fuck fuck.; July 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Finger nail biting time; July 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Headrick not very sharp tonite, eh? Dodged a bunch of bullets this inning. Still gotta get scary Schwarber.; July 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The Hammer of God said...: And we can all take in some oxygen now; July 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
JM said...: Jesus fucking Christ.; July 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The Hammer of God said...: That was too damn much. Much too close for comfort.; July 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Ummmm, I'm shielding my eyes from that....; July 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Headrick really walked a tightrope there. I gots to say he got lucky. 3 or 4 times, the ceiling almost collapsed.; July 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Well, so much for the leadoff man on base.; July 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Shit, 1-0 going the bottom 9th. The toughest score to win by.; July 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
JM said...: This video replay shit is complete bullshit. They should be looking at the angle that clearly shows what happened. But they look at all of the other, inconclusive or misleading angles and give them equal weight. Which is stupid and insane.; July 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The Hammer of God said...: The toughest way to win!; July 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The Hammer of God said...: Hell of a ball game tonite!; July 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
JM said...: Holy fuck!; July 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
JM said...: Wow.; July 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The Hammer of God said...: We're all taking Alkaseltzer tonite; July 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
JM said...: Christ, it's 20 after 3; July 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
AboveAverage said...: Well then you must be feeling better, JM.

Good for you!; July 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM

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