Suzyn Fell Into a Cactus

Discussing the schedule in today's fourth inning, John mentioned the recent trip to Arizona. Suzyn chimed in, "That's where I fell into a cactus." 

A quick Google search of the terms "Suzyn" and "cactus" produced no answers, only questions:

• Has she mentioned this horrific incident on the radio before? 
• Are any details public? 
• Was alcohol involved? 
• Where were the Yankee beat reporters? 
• Is journalism dead?

Absent a picture of Suzyn's ghastly episode, here is Lindsay Lohan v. cactus.

And here is the star of the Untold Tales of the ER episode, "Naked Man Falls Into Cactus."

The Brian McNamee Autograph Collection

This looks like a bad piece of satire on SNL. It's not.

Brian McNamee is selling off his collection of Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and Jose Canseco autographed merchandise.

This is like Paris Hilton selling zip-lock bags of Lindsay Lohan's puke.

It's too bad McNamee gave his collection of used Rocket syringes to Waxman the Taxman. They could have put his kids through college.