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Sunday, February 11, 2018
Where is Hank?
Posted by
Whitey Fraud
at
4:54 PM
Don't think we (meaning I) haven't noticed.
One of the key players (a non-player) has been MIA. We expect he'll surface shortly like an oversized besotted groundhog, utter some incomprehensible hyperbolic pronouncement, then fade away, presumably back to the fleshpots of Dale Mabry.
The Fredo Corleone of the Yankee Family, Henry George "Hank" Steinbrenner IV, has largely been absent from view since last June when he proclaimed "we're greedy," as the Yanks made their early-Summer pennant feint.
His son, George Michael Steinbrenner IV, works with a team of people who drive around in circles. (He's inherited his father's rugged good looks, too.)
But where is the heart and soul of the family, the brawn of the operation? Is it time to put his ugly mug on a milk carton — as if that would do any good?
Time will tell. We (meaning I) will be waiting.
File under
Dale Mabry,
Fredo Corleone,
George Michael,
Greed,
Hank Steinbrenner,
Joe DeRita,
Milk Carton,
Wham


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