They put him on waivers, a meaningless gesture since no team other than North Korea is stupid enough to pick up his $9 million contract.
I say we should grab him and have him peel potatoes as a scullery maid in the new Yankee Steakhouse.
That what Doctor Doom always wanted to do with Sue Storm. If it's good enough for Doctor Doom, it's good enough for me.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The Rangers scolded Vincente Padilla for going Youkilis on Teixiera
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gah, aj just got suspended 6 games for his retaliation.
Dr. Doom? In the comical booques?
Good News: Wang is no longer last in ERA among players with more than five innings.
Not Good News: Marte is now last.
"Shot down the line, it is high, it is far, IT IS GONE! The MELKMAN! DELIVERS! Two run homerun gives the Yankees a two-run lead in the bottom of the eight"
Slump-busting call if Ive ever heard one.
And with that mighty roar the Index likely cracks the six second mark, ending a period that seemed far longer than it was. The world, and entire The Melky-Way for that matter, is right again.
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