Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Rangers scolded Vincente Padilla for going Youkilis on Teixiera

They put him on waivers, a meaningless gesture since no team other than North Korea is stupid enough to pick up his $9 million contract.

I say we should grab him and have him peel potatoes as a scullery maid in the new Yankee Steakhouse.

That what Doctor Doom always wanted to do with Sue Storm. If it's good enough for Doctor Doom, it's good enough for me.

5 comments:

Joe said...

gah, aj just got suspended 6 games for his retaliation.

Stupid Franky Stine said...

Dr. Doom? In the comical booques?

Wondercat said...

Good News: Wang is no longer last in ERA among players with more than five innings.
Not Good News: Marte is now last.

Wondercat said...

"Shot down the line, it is high, it is far, IT IS GONE! The MELKMAN! DELIVERS! Two run homerun gives the Yankees a two-run lead in the bottom of the eight"

Slump-busting call if Ive ever heard one.

Wondercat said...

And with that mighty roar the Index likely cracks the six second mark, ending a period that seemed far longer than it was. The world, and entire The Melky-Way for that matter, is right again.