Beats 1927 Yankees, Christ's Apostles, in Impartial Panel of Gammonites
BREAKING _ The future 2011 World Champion Boston Redsocks, boasting an incredible 26 future Hall of Famers on their 25-man roster, have been named "Greatest Team Ever" by an independent poll of ESPN sports personalities and college fraternity house cut-ups.
In the vote, the Redsocks outdueled a gritty group of Christ's apostles, which finished second, despite the lack of pitching.
"The incredible addition of Carl Crawford, following the incredible addition of Adrian Gonzalez, means two incredible Redsock additions," said Theo Gammons, a spokesperson. "Frankly, it's an incredible honor to bestow this incredible honor."
GAMMONITES GREATEST COLLECTION OF HUMANS EVER TOP 10
1. 2011 Boston Redsocks
2. Apostles of Christ
4. 2004 Boston Redsocks
6. Scientists who invented TV
7. 15th Century explorers of New World
8. U.S. Founding Fathers
9. Trapped Chilean miners
10. Cast of "Cheers"