Thursday, December 23, 2010

Guess what John Sterling/Yankee stawker reality web site is on the verge of a million pageloads!

THAT'S RIGHT. US.

WE ARE A MEASILY 6,000 PAGELOADS FROM THE MAGIC 1 MILLION MARK.

The question: Can we make it by Dec. 31, 2010?

During the season, it would be easy. Now, traffic is down. It's touch and go.

CALL YOUR FRIENDS. GATHER THE CO-WORKERS.
SIT THEM IN THEIR CHAIRS AND
TELL THEM "IIHIIFIIc" NEEDS THEIR PRECIOUS WRISTS.

WORK THOSE PALMS, FOLKS.
PAGELOAD-PAGELOAD-PAGELOAD.
CHAIN YOURSELF TO THE COMPUTER AND FLAIL AWAY.

ONE MILLION PAGELOADS.

IT'S CRUNCH TIME, PEOPLE,
WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO FOR THE CHEESECAKE. 
(Forgive us, o, Lord for we hath sinned...)
LET'S GET SOME ATTENTION WITH...

REX RYAN'S WIFE

OOO, A MILLION, HERE WE COME.

2 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

You might want to repost those Katy Perry videos instead.

Mikegyro said...

It couldn't hurt...