Saturday, February 22, 2020

Here It Comes...Just As I said


"Judge has another good day."

"Aaron Judge hit off a tee Friday."

" It was the first time the Yankee slugger was allowed to swing a bat since he was shut down earlier this month."

"He kind of gave me a smile and a thumbs up, " said manager Boone.

"So everything is moving there I think the way it should."

"But do not expect to see Judge hitting in grapefruit league games, anytime soon."

Pause here and throw a bottle against the wall....

Is it possible to become bored so badly you would rather die?  Why do sports writers carry on?  Is it the booze?  The overweight Floridian snow birds?

Save us.  Please;  not another word about Judge until the operation.  Okay?

10 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

It's the obese Floridian snow birds.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

16 years! And John leads with.... THE WEATHER and a complaint about a slow umpire! It’s good to be back.

RichieAllen1964 said...

Florida: God’s waiting room.

John and Suzyn: saved from slobbering senility by the good graces of Montefiore Hospital.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

I smell a stunning come from behind tie brewing!

13bit said...

There is no such thing as "too fat" or "too skinny" when it comes to those snowbirds. Everybody is "just right" when you're a sportswriter in Florida and some Gammonite groupie is on his/her knees in front of you, slobbering away. Life is as good as it can get for those scribblers down in the land of Anita Hill and crocodiles.

Anonymous said...

I AM ONE OF THOSE SEMI-FAT FLORIDA SNOWBIRDS (ASPIRING TO EXPAND SOME MORE)...

WARNING; STAY AWAY THESE DAYS...

EVERYONE, AND I MEAN EVERYONE, INCLUDING ME AND THE WIFE, HAS CHEST CONGESTION AND PHLEGM DOWN HERE...CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

THE POLLEN HERE?...NOT SURE, BUT IT'S FRUSTRATING AS HELL.

...BUT NOT AS FRUSTRATING AS THIS PAXTON, JUDGE, AND SEVERINO TRIAD OF TERROR.

BOTTLE THROWN!

I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE YANKEE INJURIES BEGIN EVEN BEFORE SPRING TRAINING STARTS.

WE DON'T GET "WINTER KINKS".

WE GET DAMAGING DENTS.

13bit said...

Feel better, ALL CAPS. Everybody who knows me here knows that I don’t pump sunshine up anybody’s ass. That being said, for whatever strange reason, I feel like we could win it all this year. Not saying that we will, but that we could.

13bit said...

I FEEL THE FORCE!!! ITS WITH US!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Yup.

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