Monday, September 7, 2020

"Shuffle Off to..."

Time to take a break from the mind-boggling breakdown of your New York Yankees, and enjoy a brief travelogue on the city where the Boys in Pinstripes will play games that count for the first time.




The last team considered "major-league" to play in "the City of Light," was the Federal League's Buffalo Blues, more commonly dubbed the "BufFeds."

(The one great thing about the Federal League was the often exotic nicknames of its teams, official or unofficial:  the Pittsburgh Stogies, the Newark Peppers, the Baltimore Terrapins, the Chicago Whales, and the Brooklyn Tip-Tops, among others.)

The BufFeds finished 4th in 1914, sixth in 1915, and promptly disbanded, along with their league.  Their outstanding player was the sinister ex-Yankee, Hal Chase, who batted .347 in half-a-season in 1914, then led the league in home runs with 17 the next year.  After that, Chase, who had already developed a notorious reputation for throwing games and being a general no-goodnik, was deemed major-league ready again, and he returned to New York just in time to help organize the 1919 Black Sox scandal.

Before the BufFeds there were the Bisons, one of the least imaginative team names of all time.

The Bisons put in 7 years in the NL, 1879-1885, without accomplishing much of note, good or bad.  At various times they did boast some of the best players of the 19th century, including pitcher James "Pud" Galvin, who won 46 games two years in a row, catcher and infielder Deacon White, and first baseman Dan Brouthers, one of the very best hitters of the era, maybe THE best.

For a year, they even had Old Hoss Radbourne, a pitcher especially dear to my heart for obvious reasons, who would go on to win an all-time, major-league record 60 games in 1884 for another, long-dead National League team, the Providence Grays.

Old Hoss had won 48 games the year before in Providence, and in 1884 he actually powered the Grays to their second and last pennant.  Providence went 84-28, swept the annual "Temple Cup" series from the New York Metropolitans of the American Association in three games—even in the 19th century, the Mets were losers—and then disbanded after Old Hoss finally gave out the next year and won a mere 28 games.

Put Old Hoss together with Pud, and you have a 19th century superteam.  But in Buffalo, Radbourne was just a utility infielder who reportedly hurt himself by practicing too hard, and was released (The more things change...)

Some of the old Bisons tried to get the band back together in the 1890 Players League, but the team finished dead last, and the league folded.

That was pretty typical for Buffalo, which was pretty much considered the can't-miss metropolis of the century (Call it the 19th-century Gary Sanchez).  With electricity coming in and Niagara Falls right there, Buffalo's population rose from almost 118,000 in 1870 to nearly 507,000 in 1920.

But that was pretty much it.  The president got shot there, and soon you could get electricity anywhere, they'd ship it right to your house, and Buffalo wasn't exactly the first place you thought of when somebody said, "the City of Light!"

The city reached its peak population just after the war, at 580,132 in 1950, but after that it was all downhill.   Fewer than half that many people live in Buffalo today, which is a crying shame because it looked like a very nice city indeed when I once went through it on a train.

Sadly, the Yanks will not be playing in the wonderfully gloomy old, War Memorial Stadium (see below), where they filmed The Natural, but the current, pleasant, generic minor-league park.

And so we bid a fond farewell to the plucky little city of Buffalo, still number two in New York, with this one remaining bit of trivia:

Did you know that the only major-league player NOT listed as having been born in any one place, played with the BufFeds?

It's true!  Edmund Joseph Porray, who went 0-1 with a 4.35 ERA, is officially listed as having been born "At sea, somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean."  Incredibly enough, Porray also died at sea, "somewhere in the Pacific Ocean," in 1954.

No, I made that up.  Portray actually died in a hairy little Pennsylvania town called Lackawaxen (get it?), and was buried in the Odd Fellows Cemetery there.






 









52 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, some great names, Buffalo Blues, Pittsburgh Stogies, the Newark Peppers, the Baltimore Terrapins, the Chicago Whales, and the Brooklyn Tip-Tops. Very colorful. Enjoyed reading that. Thanks, Hoss.

The Hammer of God

Anonymous said...

BTW, as we're shufflin' off to Buffalo, we can all sing "I'm young and healthy, and you've got charms; It would really be a sin, not to have you in my arms". John Sterling would be ecstatic. All in this Coronavirus year, what irony!

The Hammer of God

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thanks, Hammer.

And believe it or not, Sondheim even has Buffalo in a song in his "Assassins" musical; re McKinley's assassination, of course:

Czolgosz,
Angry man,
Said, "I will do what
A poor man can.
Yes, and there's nowhere
More fitting than
In the Temple Of Music
By the Tower Of Light
Between the Fountain Of Abundance
And the Court of Lilies
At the great Pan-American Exposition
In Buffalo,
In Buffalo...

Anonymous said...

I always preferred the song, "Disappointed Office? Seek Her" from Lerner and Loewe's "ARTHUR!"

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

That's pretty funny, Doug K.—but it's Guiteau!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hoss just got a shout out from the big head (sort of) on the YES broadcast with list of teams in Bison Town.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Oh yeah?

Just turned it on. Amazing watching Chad Green self-destruct. Comes in with a four-run lead, walks two guys and gives up a hit, getting only one out.

Sure, Voit then botched a grounder. But if the hitter had laid off it, it would have been ball four.

Simply pathetic. Somebody should really kick his ass for being so unaggressive.

Pocono Steve said...

Kay very gently criticized the vaunted Yankee super-bullpen.

HoraceClarke66 said...

The all-around, whole team meltdown in this half-inning is truly awesome, much the way, say, that watching the Titanic go down must have been awesome.

Relief pitchers who cannot finish off hitters, fall behind everybody, and can't keep runners on base. Terrible fielding. A manager who seems completely absent, without even a play to keep the opposition from routinely—routinely!—stealing second with men on first and third.

HoraceClarke66 said...

In fundamentals, in talent, in direction, this Blue Jays team is already well beyond the Yankees.

The total meltdown could come much quicker than even we've thought.

HoraceClarke66 said...

It is impossible for me to believe that a Thurman Munson or a Jorge Posada would have let any one pitcher—much less two!—throw in such a pathetic and tentative fashion without trotting out there to chew them out.

Cone as well as a Kay now openly complaining about how incomprehensible this is.

Pocono Steve said...

At this point, would the total meltdown be so bad? I'm thinking late 80s/early 90s, but then, would the Hal/Cash regime know what to do with it?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Wow. Just wow.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Titanic, pshaw!

This is three mile island meltdown.

Makes me long for the days of Jake Gibbs.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yes, you're right, Rufus. Jake Gibbs, too, would have run out there and yelled in somebody's face. Hell, he would have literally kicked Ottavino's ass. While the infield stood around and applauded.

A meltdown of this magnitude has to be on the manager to a great degree. The pitchers and Higashioka don't seem to even have the same signs. The team has no ability to come up with basic defensive plays.

As Cone is saying: "A lot shake-offs, a lot of indecision."

Anonymous said...

Time to find a new hobby, boys. How about stamp or coin collecting? Contract bridge? A study of ancient Greek philosophy? If you're a Yankee fan, the best place to start is with the Stoics.

Anonymous said...

How about the Bialystock-Bloom strategy when faced with disaster and ruin--blow up Yankee Stadium?

ranger_lp said...

Serious shitstorm....serious....

Rufus T. Firefly said...

absolutely stunning

Michael Kay "in a word" absolutely stunning.

Anonymous said...

Voit is a zero-sum player: generously gives back on defense what he takes on offense.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Hell they only need 6 to tie.

And then the other twelve the bullpen will surrender.

Fun fact of the day -- Holder gave up no runs in this shitpile. Good thing the team oriented guys stepped up to fill the gap.

Anonymous said...

And WTF is a team with winning pretensions doing playing nonentities like Estrada? Cashman has a weird affinity for mediocrities just because HE picked them up off the scrap heap. Same thing with guys like Urshela--he's a decent player, nice defender, but not a full-timer on a championship team. Same with Tauchman. Here are the guys with real talent who should have been playing--barring injuries, of course--every day for the past year or two: Frazier, Andujar, Wade (great defense and speed and good enough bat if he got enough reps, which he never has), along with Torres. That's the core of a dynamic young team as opposed to the current recipe for treading water or sinking with Cashman's pet mediocrities and discards and retreads. What a hopeless moron Cashman is, and Steinbrenner for sticking by a guy who can't win shit for twenty years with unlimited resources.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, I never thought I'd say, "Thank goodness for Luis Cessa!". But then, we're discovering all sorts of new things this year.

Cone even let fly a thinly veiled criticism of Brain, who is at the game: "A general manager who made no moves at the trade deadline, got no reinforcements."

Frankly, I was glad he didn't—considering how bad his trades almost always are.

But this is something well beyond a problem that can be fixed with another reliever or two.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gardner, top of the sixth. YES points out the extreme shift -- which is unusual for Gardner. Does he but for a hit, LEADING OFF?!?!?!?!? Fuck no. Douchbagmetrics say hit into the shift anyway. G-3. one up, one down.

DickAllen said...

When someone says Buffalo is a nice city, we can safely assume they passed through during the summer (on the way to somewhere else) and didn’t stop long enough to enjoy the stench.

Go there in January when the breeze and the “lake effect” snow are coming off Erie and you just stay indoors - cause you can’t open your front door - and drink until the thaw arrives sometime in May.

Now, just up the road is the city of Niagara, on the American side of the falls, which is an even bigger dump than Buffalo. Cross the river however, and you’re suddenly in Canada where things are not only bright and shiny, but clean and happy. And thriving.

This team just plain sucks, like somebody took the air out of the ballon and the inhabitants got a real good look around them and just plain quit. Everyone is contributing; a different anti-hero every night.
Spread the joy around! Why just complain about Sanchez? Everyone looks like shit!

I’d go to the movies, but...

HoraceClarke66 said...

I hear ya, Anon. But this goes well beyond playing this player or that player.

This is a complete organizational breakdown. This is a pair of key, veteran relievers who don't seem to know what to throw, or what their catcher is calling—and a manager and pitching coach who don't come out to set everybody straight.

This is a major-league team that has no response to everybody stealing second when they have men on first and third.

This is a team that has essentially one, reliable starting pitcher—who is currently allowing more home runs that anyone in the league.

This is a team that, game after game, puts starters out there who have trouble going four innings—a fact that will wear out any bullpen.

This is a team that has already watched one projected superstar completely self-destruct this season—and is now watching another, Gleyber Torres, do the same, drowning in the same old puddle of ineffectiveness and injury.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And of course, once again, we cannot put the four best hitters on the team—the ONLY four hitters on the team, this year—together.

For reasons best known to the sabremetricious, we have to have Hicks and Torres thrown in their, like raisins in a perfectly luscious coffee cake, to ruin everything.

Moronic.

HoraceClarke66 said...

This is a team that has surrendered. Gardner swinging at a two-strike pitch out of the strike zone. High swinging at the first pitch he sees...

This is a team that has quit on the field, with a manager unable to rouse them.

Anonymous said...

Torres is a gifted young player--it's ridiculous to dump on him because he's struggling in a small sample size. HICKS, though, is a major Cashman disaster--this guy will never be a player and stays in the lineup only as a tribute to Cashman's ego and a grossly mistaken long-term signing.

Anonymous said...

Gardner should never have been re-signed at his age. Another Cashman idiocy.

HoraceClarke66 said...

But look at how the trend is the same for all these guys. The Sanchise went down first. But Judge is headed that way, Torres is headed that way. The growing number of injuries, followed by a growing ineffectiveness.

The Gleyber isn't there yet—but he's headed the same way.

It wasn't a bad idea to re-sign Gardner—just stupid to insist on playing him so much when you have alternatives.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Cone is actually talking now about how "there's hope" for the Yankees, what with "talented young arms" such as Schmidt, Deivi, and Mike King.

Wow—what a sea change from just three weeks ago. Now our announcers are talking like Phil Rizzuto and Joe Garagiola discussing the potential of Bill Robinson and Steve Whitaker in 1967.

Me? I think Schmidt throws an alarming number of pitches in the 80s.

Oasisdave said...

Will they at least get a better draft pick for sucking so bad?

Anonymous said...

Why was it a good idea to re-sign a 37-year-old with a vast likelihood of declining and then feelling like you have to have him in the lineup so that he blocks younger players? It's the old Steinbrenner DNA that this organization can't shake.

Anonymous said...

And why make such a sweeping condemnatio on the basis of such a small aberrant sample size? He is clearly a very gifted player--the problem is more likely to lie with the coaching staff. Why isn't Marcus Thames taking any heat?

Anonymous said...

Condemnation of Torres, I meant above.

HoraceClarke66 said...

It's not a condemnation of Torres, who I very much hope becomes a big star.

I "hoped" the same thing for Judge and Sanchez. What I RECOGNIZE, though, is that all three seem to be at different places on the same downward slide: injuries every year, that take them out for longer and longer periods, and skills—such as fielding—that seem to slip away the longer they are on the big team.

I'd love to be wrong. After years of this, though, I'm not going to pretend that what's happening isn't happening.

As for Gardner, after he hit, what, 28 homers last year, I think he was worth signing as a back-up in light of the CONSTANT INJURIES this team always has. But no, I would not have played him over the likes of other, younger players, either.


HoraceClarke66 said...

And hearing Boone postgame, all we get is pure denial.

"Ottavino was having trouble seeing the signs with the lights, just as Holder was." WTF? Neither Ottavino nor Green seemed to have any idea what they were supposed to throw. High seemed equally confused.

I don't expect Boone to panic, but if this is not the time to read some people the riot act, I don't know when it is.

Leinstery said...

I don't see how you can keep Cashman after this season. The problem is who do they go to? Everyone in the organization is a Cashman guy. Do they try to steal Jeffrey Epstein from the Cubs? I just have the feeling we've got another 8 years with this guy because he put together one team which won the World Series. In 22 years, one team was his. about 10 different "greatest team assembled" years, but no titles.

Leinstery said...

I'm not sure if this was mentioned, but did anyone see Hicks say he was struggling because of his Tommy John surgery? Does he get that every off season? He was straight up traded for John Ryan Murphy because of his lack of talent. And with Sanchez falling further into the abyss by the day, it's safe to say I wish we had that one back.

DickAllen said...

Seriously? John Ryan Murphy?

He, of the .213 lifetime, and a -.06 WAR after eight season?

You need to be drinking more. Or maybe you already are.

HoraceClarke66 said...

But don't you see guys? This is your basic horror movie script that we're in.

It's Bobby waiting around outside the haunted mansion saying to himself, "Huh, I wonder what happened to Biff after he went in there to poke around. And then Trixie, and Gary, and Henrietta? Gee, I better go check for myself."

Trading J.R. Murphy for Hicks was a good idea, and Hicks has given us some very nice games, and even a full season that wasn't bad (All right, 25 games short of a full season. So almost.).

And even though badly injured last year, he came off the bench to hit the home run that staved off elimination by the Houston Cheaters. Which is more than you could say for some people. (Looking at you, Giancarlo. Oh, we're ALL looking at you.)

The crazy part was thinking he was so much more than that, and giving him a long-term gazillion-dollar contract.

And the crazier part is having a training and coaching staff that makes sure, somehow, some way, that EVERYBODY disappears inside the haunted house: Greggy and Miggy and Gary and Aaron and Aaron and Luis and Monty and Gleyber and Gio.

Everybody gets hurt. Nobody gets better. Time to bring in Jamie Lee Curtis to figure out what everybody in the audience already knows.

DickAllen said...

Hoss, you are one sane, even saintly, voice of reason in our season of despair. Long may you rule!

Only 189 days til Spring training!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Eh, sane "on Saturdays and matinee days only." But thanks—and to steal another team's rallying cry, "Wait till next year!" Or 2022. Or 2026. Or 2029...

Leinstery said...

Richie, I'm aware that John Ryan Murphy sucks, that was a dig at Sanchez.

Anonymous said...

HoraceClarke66 -- So what that Gardner had 28 homeruns? He was at an age where there is an overwhelming probability of sharp decline, and you have better outfield options up the ass. It's just muddled, cowardly, stupid Cashmanitis at work.

Anonymous said...

I am strangely not depressed. I have finally got over my love affair with the Yanks. It was a 60-year marriage where I basically rolled over and found out that not only was my wife dead, but her last words were to call out the name of another man. As with my mythical spouse; THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT ME
The Archangel

HoraceClarke66 said...

Very funny, Archie! And more and more true!

Can't WAIT until Hal gets going on his Soccer City complex again.

JM said...

I'd rather watch the Bisons play the Boston Bees in the old Federal League. Doubleheader, with both pitchers starting and finishing both games. Then pitching for another 10 or 20 years, seemingly unaffected.

Bunting, slap singles, dead ball doubles, tiny gloves...more entertaining than this debacle.

Anonymous said...

@ Rufus, three mile island was child's play. This is more like Chernobyl.

The Hammer of God

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