Monday, September 6, 2021

Kriske Kritter...Seriously?


 Who in the universe thinks it was ever a good idea to bring this guy to the major leagues?

37 comments:

Carl J. Weitz said...

Cashman did!

Celerino Sanchez said...

If I thought Boone had any Testicular Fortitude, then the moves of the last few days was a BIG FU to HOF Cashman. You give me Heaney and Kriske, well I'll pitch these worthless vagabonds, but in reality I'm sure Boone thinks these are swell guys and need an opportunity

TheWinWarblist said...

Well on our was to another 13 game streak. No guarantee we even make the wild card.

Leinstery said...

Team sucks.

Anonymous said...

How does anonymous stat baby find the time to post so much when he has Daddy’s cock in his mouth all the time?

13bit said...

When do we bring back moderation to this blog? Even simpler, if there were a way to have only registered users, much of the bullshit would disappear.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

I second that emotion Bitty!

Ironbow said...

Forget the Yankees. The team is a total waste of time. Clean house.

HoraceClarke67 said...

You could tell from the body language, right away, that they were going to do nothing this afternoon. They clearly didn't want to do this—and they didn't.

5 singles, no walks, no runs. Three errors, two double-plays. Ten strikeouts. Not a hint of life.

I left after I watched Gary Sanchez barely summon up the energy to get all the way to first base on a groundout in the second. I' sure we will hear soon—if we have not already—about what a grind the regular season is, and how hard it is to stay focused and HEY LADY!...

HoraceClarke67 said...

Now Giancarlo Stanton seems to have dropped back into whatever alternate universe it is where he spends most of his time. The whole left side of the infield can't field the ball. The new kids stink.

Sure, with any kind of closer, this would have been a disappointingly sluggish, 5-4 stretch—nothing that couldn't be handled, though.

Instead, it's a 2-7 drop through the trap door, with no relief in sight.

Not only is this team not going anywhere, I'm not even sure it wants to.

Alphonso said...

No worries. Cole will give us 8 innings of 1 run ball tomorrow.

The only issue is: can we score?

Anonymous said...

You don't need universal moderation--all you need to do is block access to all the sock-puppet variants of the plague called Rufus T. Firefly--that way all his infamous tropes--"stat baby," anti-vaxxerism, etc.--would disappear.

13bit said...

I think of Koufax and how all he needed was a run.

I think we'd have let Koufax down, this batting order.

Ironbow said...

Cole could pitch a shutout tomorrow and the Yankees will end up losing in extras because they can't friggin score. The offense is horrid.

BTW, can we send Gallo back to Texas? What was Cashman thinking!?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I nominate Antoine for moderator.

Anonymous said...

We all hate you, stat bitch. Trust me, it’s not just Rufus

Anonymous said...

Turn the blog into a controlled site would rule. I know it isn't free, but I for one would help to defray the costs. Having to deal with anonymous stat BITCH has become a drag, along with some other 'holes. What does the rabble and rulers have to say?

Anonymous said...

Blogger Rufus T. Firefly said...
I nominate Antoine for moderator.

September 6, 2021 at 10:42 PM
Anonymous said...
We all hate you, stat bitch. Trust me, it’s not just Rufus

September 6, 2021 at 11:07 PM

QED

Anonymous said...

Blogger Rufus T. Firefly said...
I nominate Antoine for moderator.

September 6, 2021 at 10:42 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
We all hate you, stat bitch. Trust me, it’s not just Rufus

September 6, 2021 at 11:07 PM

Less than an hour apart. QED.

Anonymous said...

Psychotic sock puppeteer Rufus T. Firefly, vomiting up the bile of his diseased psyche in less than an hour under three separate posting identities:

Blogger Rufus T. Firefly said...
I nominate Antoine for moderator.

September 6, 2021 at 10:42 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
We all hate you, stat bitch. Trust me, it’s not just Rufus

September 6, 2021 at 11:07 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Turn the blog into a controlled site would rule. I know it isn't free, but I for one would help to defray the costs. Having to deal with anonymous stat BITCH has become a drag, along with some other 'holes. What does the rabble and rulers have to say?

September 6, 2021 at 11:38 PM

Anonymous said...

Turn the blog into a controlled site would rule. I know it isn't free, but I for one would help to defray the costs. Having to deal with anonymous stat BITCH has become a drag, along with some other 'holes. What does the rabble and rulers have to say?

September 6, 2021 at 11:38 PM

The rabble and ruler her tell you to get professional help, Firefly.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dufus--how many people did you kill today with your psychotic anti-vaxxer paranoia?

Anonymous said...

No seriously, Dufus T. Firefly--how many families and lives have you destroyed with your anti-vaxxer psychosis?

Monica Alex said...

I had my TL a little more than a year ago when my third child was born via c-section. I was not told ANYTHING about the possible side effects of having this procedure. Since then I have experienced heavy bleeding lasting sometimes 3 weeks out of the month, weight gain, severe mood swings. Severe cramping, changes to my libido, severe depression accompanied by suicidal thoughts, headaches, migraines, many new symptoms & older issues are now exacerbated. The father of two of my children doesn't want me anymore. I've become too much of a pain in the ass I guess. We don't talk. We don't sleep in the same bed. I think he might really think I am crazy... & maybe I am. I feel crazy a lot of the time.
I'm unpredictable. I feel so angry about the whole thing & now what was once a mild fear of doctors has exploded into full on white coat syndrome that causes me to have a panic attack/hypertensive emergency (severe increase in blood pressure) whenever I have to deal with them. I'm not sure what to do... I fear the next time I have to see a doctor I'll have a stroke or a heart attack from the stress & anxiety of it... what do I do? I take my time and keep searching on internet looking for natural healing that how I came across Dr Itua herbal center website and I was so excited when Dr Itua told me to calm down that he will help me with his natural remedy I put my hope on him so I purchase his herbal medicines which was shipped to my address I used it as prescribed guess what? I'm totally healed my cramp pain is gone completely I also used his Anti Bacteria herbal medicines it's works for me very well I want anyone with health problem to contact Dr Itua herbal center for any kind diseases remedies such as Parkinson, Herpes, ALS, MS, Diabetes, Hepatitis, Hiv/Aids,Cancers, Men & Women Infertility, I got his email address drituaherbalcenter@gmail.com he has any kind of herbal remedies for women & men also for our babes. I really miss my Hunni...he's a fantastic father & a good man. He doesn't deserve this. I feel like an empty shell of who I used to be.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Someone should spike the water cooler in the Yankees dugout with Dr. Itua's herbal remedy. Monica says it cures limp bats.

Anonymous said...

Stat bitch, this should be a spirited discussion of Yankee baseball. Instead, you bring your toxic global views trying to belittle people who disagree with your opinions. Hey man, this is only baseball. Try and relax, get your points across in a civilized manner, and let people trust that you aren't a lunatic. It's not hard. Unless of course you only understand confrontation. So far, all you've demonstrated is a very superficial understanding of popular press baseball stats. You need to learn the game first. Check that, you need to learn civility and manners.

Unknown said...

Stat bitch is a pariah who takes the joy out of the blog. He needs cockroach love.

Anonymous said...

Shut up, you obsessive anti-vaxxer psychotic.

Anonymous said...

Hey Firefly/Sock Puppeteer: I've never seen you advance a remotely insightful comment about baseball or anything else, you pontifical, sputtering ass--just your paranoid-psychotic ramblings against vaccinations, the kind of moronic anti-science babbling that gets people KILLED, along with your equally deranged murderous rage against people who happen to live in Boston and root for the Red Sox. So you're merely an unhinged and rather stupid psychopath, simmering with unslaked rages strangers on the Internet and the rest of the world because your parents probably abused the living shit out of you. You have no understanding of science, of baseball, or of the depth of your own obsessive-vitriolic flaming addictions.

Now . . . maybe you'll prove your superior intellect by slathering the blog with your demented compulsive Pizza Boy fulimnations, your vicious derogation of the working poor, endlessly copied and pasted? That really injects such JOY into the blog!

Here's what I suggest for you, Firefly: electroconvulsive therapy, more popularly known to dolts like you as shock treatment. I hear they do a very good job with it here:

https://instituteofliving.org/

Anonymous said...

Stat BITCH, has anyone ever actually agreed with your source less opinions? Who on this blog hasn't gotten into a nasty, obscene war of words with you, sociopath?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Antoine declined the offer of moderator

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Stat bitch/puckered has devolved even further to questioning who stole the strawberries. And she must have had the day off from the pizza palace yesterday. Even though she is paranoid, everyone still hates her. She's still bitter about not getting that job in the analytical department.

The good news is the Yankees won't lose this afternoon for the first time in four days. They don't play until tonight.

Yankee Daddy Roger said...

This site is being ruined by this back and forth ad hominem attacks. I don't know the people who are posting, or why they hate each other so much, I just wish they would stop, so this site could go back to being insightful, funny, and a release for the angst of being a Yankee fan.

Yankee Daddy Roger said...

Substitute "these" for "this" ad homninem attacks and "from" instead of "for" "from"" the "angst" of being a Yankee fan.

But otherwise I repeat my plea for peace in our time.

C... said...

My first thought was also "is Boone doing this on purpose to prove a point to Cashman" but, then I also talked myself out of the theory. Either way. The point should be getting through. Kriske and Heaney should not be pitching on "contenders"

Anonymous said...

Hey Dufus: You forgot that your pizza boy routine goes under one of your sock puppet IDs. So many sock puppets, so little time! You're slipping up, old man. And I do mean OLD. And change your Depends, you slavering dunce.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Right on cue. And as vile as always.

Someone didn't get nappy time after recess today.