A non-harmonic convergence, you could call last night: Themes running concurrently and in-reverse. Our vaunted bullpen twice nearly blew huge leads against baseball's softest lineup, one seemingly made for a Charmin commercial. Even at the end, with 12 runs on the scoreboard, El Chapo threatened to walk the tying run to the plate. And this was Baltimore, not exactly a preview of October.
Still, we won amid a crossfire of emotions:
1. Rob Manfred's letter. Houston's "smoking gun" of Yankee impropriety was finally released to the public. So much for all our self-righteous piety, whining about the Astros and Redsocks. Turns out, the Death Barge was fined $100,000 for trying to cheat, sorta, but doing a lousy job, back in 2015 and 2016.
So the Yankees weren't as guilty as Houston, who stole signs with electronics after being specifically warned against it. But they weren't virgins, either.
I wonder who in the Yankee front office thought it a good idea to fight the public release of this letter for the past four years? Seriously, they had to know that it would come out someday - via the court or by leak - and make them look like hypocrites - which, I guess, they are.
Of note, this quote by Brian Cashman, three weeks ago. I mean, in terms of an "Oops, did I say it?" moment, this ventures into Margery Taylor Greene territory. Here's what Cashman told The Atlantic.
"I get offended when I start hearing we haven’t been to the World Series since ‘09. Because I’m like, ‘Well, I think we actually did it the right way.’ Pulled it down, brought it back up. Drafted well, traded well, developed well, signed well. The only thing that derailed us was a cheating circumstance that threw us off... People are like ‘Oh, we haven’t been to a World Series...’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, I don’t think that’s as true a statement as it could be.’ We had a World Series team.”
As George C. Scott would scream, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF! I've always considered Cashman to be media-wise. Did he not think those words would haunt him?
2. Barring injuries, this could be Anthony Rizzo's greatest season. He's off to his best start and seems perfectly built for Yankee Stadium.
So... if this is his career year, what might we expect?
In 2016, age 26, he hit 32 HRs, drove in 109 runs and batted .292 for the Cubs. Damn, those are Mark Teixeira-in-his-prime numbers.
It's been a while since a savvied LH hitter tailored his swing to the RF porch, but that's Rizzo. Last night, all three HRs just barely made it. I suspect that none would have been out in many parks. (Certainly not in Camden Yards, with its new dimensions.)
This bodes well. There's a reason why Rizzo wanted to stay in NY, and it wasn't the low crime rate, the abundant fragrance of flowers, and the traffic-free roadways.
3. The way the YES team touted it, you'd have thought Luis Severino was hurling a perfect game into the eighth, rather than the fifth. Still, I get it.
Sevy is a talisman for the 2022 Yankees. If he is truly healthy and restored to former glory - thus far, small sample - the Yankees are a completely different team on a truly hopeful trajectory. We would have two No. 1 starters - and maybe even three. That would be incredible.
4. It warmed our hearts last night to see Joey Gallo return to the Yankee dugout after his first HR of the season. In case you missed it, the team gave him the silent treatment, a move often reserved for rookies and hangers-on. After he walked the length of the dugout with barely a handshake, his grin widened as the ruse became clear. Then Gallo's teammates mobbed him. A great moment.
Gallo seems to be well liked. In the end, maybe that will save him. When he came to bat later, the fans actually chanted "JOEY... JOEY... JOEY..." You could feel the stadium come alive. And then he struck out.
I don't enjoy writing nasty things about Yankees. And to his credit, Gallo hasn't dogged it in the field. But his HR-or-nothing style adds little to the Yankee attack, and it hurts to see a guy so unable to adapt to an over-shift that we're supposed to hope for a rule change next year? Nah.
On a team with no power, like Baltimore, Gallo might be a key addition. But the Yankees need singles and doubles, not tape measure solo shots. Somewhere, there has to be a LH slugger who looks at Anthony Rizzo and thinks, "That could be me. I don't need to hit them 400 feet, but into the right place." Gallo isn't that guy.
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New baseball edict just handed down by Rob Manfred. Incidentally, he looks horrible with that scraggly new mustache. " Please don't squeeze the Charmin."
Damn. The Intern is offended by all this talk about not having won a world series in twelve years.
How do you think we feel, you useless piece of shit?
The Astros won by cheating? And you cheated in the years prior and still couldn't get the job done? That makes you a completely incompetent idiot. As if we didn't already know that.
Those Rizzo HRs were among the cheapest possible in the majors. But, hey, they count. Had to love that last one, down the line at the 314 marker. 314? Routine fly, but not in our park.
It made me think again of that "what if" trade...DiMag for Teddy Ballgame. Good lord, the numbers for both of them would've been so incredibly gaudy.
A nice summarization of the current Yankees era:
When we cheated, it led to tearing down the roster and rebuilding.
When the Astros and Red Sox cheated, they won World Series titles.
So . . . that smell in the subway . . . it's NOT the fragrance of flowers?
Except, JM, that that deal was proposed—by our crazy, drunken owner—in 1947. DiMaggio would play just through 1951, with terrible injuries limiting his time on the field and his abilities there.
Teddy Ballgame, on the other hand, went on through 1960, even though he missed most of two years in Korea. He won batting championships in 1957 and 1958, and in the first of those years, he hit .388, while Mantle hit .365.
Can you imagine those two back-to-back?
Still, it would have been such a betrayal of the fan base.
Good piece, Duque, and terrific summary, Zach!
Cashman's comments are all the more aggravating because he's not even right.
The 2017 Yankees were "a World Series team"? They had only the 4th best record in the AL, 10 games worse than Houston's. What they were was a mostly young team that made a run.
It was all very exciting...but in losing the ALCS they scored 3 runs in the 4 games in Houston. How did the sign-stealing cause that? And we know they were going to beat a Dodgers team that barely lost to the Astros? Uh-huh...
Fact is, the Yanks have not had the best record in the AL since 2012. Since then, their rankings in the league have been:
2013—Tied for 8th
2014—8th
2015—4th
2016—Tied for 9th
2017—4th
2018—3rd
2019—2nd
2020—6th
2021—Tied for 4th
This is not a record of success.
Wrt Joey Whiffs, may I remind that in 2016, the ball was juiced compared to now...everyone's numbers have gone down since then...Joey is a streak hitter so if you want a glass half full view, he might be coming around. I don't look at a half filled glass of an IPA the same way...
Joey Gallo is a worthless fuck.
I don't care what he just did. He's still a worthless fuck.
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AboveAverage, please call me Winnie. Everyone else does.
Except in China, where that’s not permitted.
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Whinnie?
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