It's Lou Gehrig Day, and it's a good thing that MLB is trying to raise money to help fight ALS. That's righteous.
However, I think it would have been better to make July 4 Lou Gehrig Day to celebrate the date of his Luckiest Man speech and the largest crowd ever at Yankee Stadium for a Yankee game. Besides boosting ALS recognition on a national holiday, it might also serve to diminish the Yankees' celebration of the false god "Steingrabber," whose coincidental birthday is now promoted as proof of his patriotic genius.
Ah that glorious John Sterling image! Probably one of el duque’s greatest lines was about it… “let's just say he is high, he is far out, he is - gone!”
Right now, if the Yankees play 500 ball the rest of the way, they would win 96 games. Then come playoff time I’ll be loading up Question Mark and the Mysterians.
It will all end OK good people - go gently into the night. Sleep tight. Don't let Hyper Twitchy bite. Leave it to the bed bugs because one may be radioactive and you could be transformed into a SUPERHERO!!!!!!
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Nice threads on The Young Master.
Nestor has got some serious shit. His location is impeccable. He's throwing strikes on both sides of the plate.
Clark Schmidt, however, looked ready to give it all back.
More surgery?
Matt Blake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Larry Rothschild
We are playing with 2/3 of a lineup! A huuuuge hole!
I'm probably the first one to notice this but Hicks and Gallo do not seem to be "good at baseball."
For the love of God- don’t put all 3 of them back to back.
It's Lou Gehrig Day, and it's a good thing that MLB is trying to raise money to help fight ALS. That's righteous.
However, I think it would have been better to make July 4 Lou Gehrig Day to celebrate the date of his Luckiest Man speech and the largest crowd ever at Yankee Stadium for a Yankee game. Besides boosting ALS recognition on a national holiday, it might also serve to diminish the Yankees' celebration of the false god "Steingrabber," whose coincidental birthday is now promoted as proof of his patriotic genius.
Ah that glorious John Sterling image! Probably one of el duque’s greatest lines was about it… “let's just say he is high, he is far out, he is - gone!”
So far for Taillon it's a... um
It’s ok, you can say it. John just did. If it’s jinxed, its on him.
The following message is go the Yankee's batters -
GET SOME HITS and SCORE SOME RUNS for TAILLON.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*'
*hey TWITCH - this is where you become a Yankee. Time for a BOMB, dude.
TIME FOR A B O M B ! ! ! !
They are going to waste another Taillon start.
could they just send Gallo home in the middle of the game?
Right now, if the Yankees play 500 ball the rest of the way, they would win 96 games. Then come playoff time I’ll be loading up Question Mark and the Mysterians.
This is some pitching performance.
We need to score a fukkin run here. Just. One. Run.
Let’s hope it doesn’t get wasted
If you were Boooooone, would you pull him?
Arrrrgh
King warming up. Uh oh.
Why. Why would you warm up King?
Arrrrrrgh!!!!
They're going to waste this start.
Andu YOU think that that was a proper jump on that hit to the outfield? NOPE
Beltran is making apologies for andujar
the run should be unearned because of the extra base after it hit off IKF
Beltran just said Statcast say 0% chance to get it. He said on TV it looked different
Can’t pin this on Andu -Taillon lost Walsh 0-2 and then Marsh 1-2
Now comes The Black Hole…
All Hicks has to do is loft one into the outfield.
First and third one out. Gotta score here.
Twitch Twitch
Just a fly ball, Twitch. That's all.
If Gallo manages to strike out, it would avoid the inning-ending GIDP you just know he'd prefer.
Shoulda hunted. That might've worked. Whifffffffff
Bunted
When Gallo struck out, in my head I heard Michael Kay's call from Jeter's last game: "DID YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT!?!!"
Guess all that good will he engendered in the last couple of games just got squandered
Suzyn moaned in pain when the Angels scored.
Rizzzzzz!!!
Thank the gods
And Suzyn and The Master are roasting Fuckface for striking out a third time.
And THAT's why despite his troubles we still like Rizzo
13 < 0
Is that a Jay McInerney reference?
This would be a great Yankees win.
yes, McInerney and Joey Gallo
Joey Gallo is dead.
Fucking Holmes is pulling a Chapman.
Holmes. I will have a few things to say to you later.
Wtf?
HOLMES.
Huh. The guy on the mound doesn't look like Chapman, but he's pitching like him.
God this is awful.
I”m trying to make a Sherlock pun… someone help me out.
Yankees Win!!!
Whew. That was totally uncalled for.
Thank the gods this is over
SHHHH the radio stream hasn’t gotten that far yet.
Thuuu-uhuhuhuhu-uh Yankees WIN!!
Fuck with me again, Holmes, so help me!!
FUCK.
Let's hope that Holmes doesn't get shell-shocked from this night😱
“One of the greatest wins of the year” and a pretty good Thuuuuuuh.
That was quite the mind fuck…
How sweep it is!
Sorry, I’ll let myself out…
Please, btr99, please ...
At the moment, our worst starter is Cole.
Yes, and Gallo MUST GOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOO!
It will all end OK good people - go gently into the night. Sleep tight. Don't let Hyper Twitchy bite. Leave it to the bed bugs because one may be radioactive and you could be transformed into a SUPERHERO!!!!!!
Don't forget that AnDUhar came up big too.
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