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Three nights away
Is this the year?
Syracuse, New York
Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
Leave your John Sterling poems here!
Hi-Yo, Silva!
--John, on his reaction to Jeter's injury, Daily News 5th, Oct. 14, 2012
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A long long time ago...
After 15 innings against Boston
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The Song of the Rocket
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The world series
Three nights away
The Knicks begin
Is this the year?
2024 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 174
- Knicks 135
- Mets 123
- Rangers (NY) 35.5
- Giants 32.5
- Jets 25.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
- College Basketball 6.5
- Death of Willie Mays 3.5
- Belichick leaves 3.5
- Soccer 3
- Nets 3
- Ohtani & the Dodgers 3
- MLB All-Star Game 3
- NCAA Women's basketball 2
- Bill Walton: RIP 2
- Golf 2
- NY Liberty 2
- Nick Saban retires 1
- Jim Harbaugh goes pro 1
- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
- Brooklyn Dodgers last man dies 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1
Our Headquarters
Syracuse, New York
Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count
Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
From the Book of Joe (Old Testament)
Moon Papi Day: The official post-mortem
The 3 Tribes of NY Sports fans
You can't predict poetry
Leave your John Sterling poems here!
We lived to see this
Can't buy a break
The Lone Sterling Rides Again
Hi-Yo, Silva!
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YOU RUN TO THE ROCK,
HIDE YOUR FACE, BUT THE ROCK CRIES
OUT YOUR HIDING PLACE
~ COURTESY OF SUN RA
Please thank SUN RA when you see him . . .
Haikus can't help us.
Or clever limericks.
Just hits with RISP.
(See, the above isn't a haiku or a limerick. Or very good for that matter.)
WHAT THIS MAY LACK IN SKILL AND NUANCE, I HOPE IT MAKES UP FOR IN ANGST AND HEART
WE GOT L O B
LEFT ON BASE IS ALL WE’VE GOT
SUPERSTAR YANKEES
STANT-AND Deliver
Saves the miserable jobs
Of undeserving
Dodge-her or Dodge-him,
So far to LA and back.
Maybe Boone gets lost.
Mike is a new man.
His straight arm swing is murder
More home runs I wish.
Flopsy Vertigo,
Best nickname ever Hoss Clarke.
Jazz doesn’t need one.
Thurman and Reggie,
We could use some of their magic.
Charlie Hough ain’t here.
Boone may be a loon
But now he’s here forever
Are you happy now?
Dark, but true, AA.
HAL AND CASH IN LOVE.
AND BOONE THE MAGNIFICENT.
WE ARE TRULY FUCKED.
Darkness is my PAL
Fuck HAL Steingrubber
He doesn't care about us
Loyal Yankees fans
Happiness and Joy
The Yankees might win all
Then again they suck
Dynasty my ass
Dinosaurs on Adderall
Closer to the truth.
Dumpster at my house
For renovation not Cash
Looking for spare parts
Rose's are red,sure,
but we are here because
We are the real fans
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