Tuesday, October 22, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ This Little Piggy went to Chavez Ravine Edition

 
(and please don't run the bases like drunks during the World Series, OK?)

20 comments:

13bit said...

YOU RUN TO THE ROCK,
HIDE YOUR FACE, BUT THE ROCK CRIES
OUT YOUR HIDING PLACE

~ COURTESY OF SUN RA

AboveAverage said...

Please thank SUN RA when you see him . . .

Doug K. said...

Haikus can't help us.
Or clever limericks.
Just hits with RISP.

(See, the above isn't a haiku or a limerick. Or very good for that matter.)

13bit said...

WHAT THIS MAY LACK IN SKILL AND NUANCE, I HOPE IT MAKES UP FOR IN ANGST AND HEART

WE GOT L O B
LEFT ON BASE IS ALL WE’VE GOT
SUPERSTAR YANKEES

Ceeja said...

STANT-AND Deliver
Saves the miserable jobs
Of undeserving

acrilly said...

Dodge-her or Dodge-him,
So far to LA and back.
Maybe Boone gets lost.

acrilly said...

Mike is a new man.
His straight arm swing is murder
More home runs I wish.

acrilly said...

Flopsy Vertigo,
Best nickname ever Hoss Clarke.
Jazz doesn’t need one.

acrilly said...

Thurman and Reggie,
We could use some of their magic.
Charlie Hough ain’t here.

AboveAverage said...

Boone may be a loon
But now he’s here forever
Are you happy now?

13bit said...

Dark, but true, AA.

HAL AND CASH IN LOVE.
AND BOONE THE MAGNIFICENT.
WE ARE TRULY FUCKED.

AboveAverage said...

Darkness is my PAL

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fuck HAL Steingrubber
He doesn't care about us
Loyal Yankees fans

AboveAverage said...
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13bit said...

Dynasty my ass
Dinosaurs on Adderall
Closer to the truth.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Dumpster at my house
For renovation not Cash
Looking for spare parts

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Rose's are red,sure,
but we are here because
We are the real fans

13bit said...

Wally Pipp is dead.
Lou Gehrig is also dead.
Hal is still an ass.

AboveAverage said...

Happiness and Joy
The Yankees might win it all
Then again they suck

AboveAverage said...

Soto is a Beast
Cash and Hal are what they are
Fill in the blanks please