Tuesday, November 12, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ Champagne and Lobster Tail Dreams Edition!


 Riddle Me This . . . 

What will be the difference between 2024 and 2025?

12 comments:

Doug K. said...

Seasons matter not.
As bad leadership returns.
Bread and Circuses.

13bit said...

We’re the battling bastards of Bataan.
No mama, no papa, no Uncle Sam,
No aunts, no uncles, no cousins, no nieces,
No pills, no planes, no artillery pieces
And nobody gives a damn.

COULD EASILY BECOME

We're the poor, dumb schmucks who bleed pinstripes.
No hitting, no catching, no pity, can't gripe.
No trainers, no coaches, no new contracts for us
Our manager's head is filled with pus.
Hal and Brian don't give a damn.

13bit said...

Also, I'm reading a good book now on Miles' "Kind of Blue." I recommend it. But all I keep thinking about regarding the Los Yanquis lately is SO WHAT...

AboveAverage said...

Wow - so you think that Boone's head is filled with Pus? You are a kind and generous guy, Von-Bit.

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HoraceClarke66 said...

Great poem, Bitty! Always loved the Bataan one.

JM said...

Did it mention how one side of the album was for years issued at the wrong speed?

JM said...

Bitty reads of Miles
Cashman makes excuses
A long time til March

AboveAverage said...

Silver Slugger Time
Judge and Soto Win it Yep
Scott Boras Annoys

13bit said...

Military purge
An extrajudicial surge
Brian fellates Hal.

13bit said...

Space is the place. I
can't get no satisfaction.
Me and my monkey

JM said...

Excellent haikus
From the brain of Bitty
We are doomed, but laugh