In the cement scrawl of history, the 2025 Yankees - a team of Judge, Fried and Bellinger - led the AL East into the July 4th weekend, when Toronto clipped their wings. They fell into second place and - well - there they remain.
This year's Yankees, a veritable carbon duplicate of their predecessors, lasted in first place until last night, when a bullpen meltdown spawned one of those too-common "Out-of-Body, Shoot Me, Worst Loss of the Year" disasters, which plague and define the modern franchise.
The Yankees lost to seemingly meager Milwaukee, one of the younger and hungrier prototypes that beat the Yankees every October, if not months earlier.
Listen: May 10 is too early to count out any team, even when they step from a time machine with nary a molecule of change. Today - game time, 2:10 p.m. - we shall glimpse the Yankees' new ballroom - featuring Carlos Rodon, in some degree of restoration, as yet unknown.
But Yank fans have seen this movie before. To watch last year's lineup, virtually recreated down to the doorknob fittings, brings deja-vu, or worse... Deja-Boone.
Last night, the bullpen killed us. Of course, it did. For 17 years now, it's been the bullpen. The truth is, we never replaced Mariano - or Mike Stanton, or Ramiro Mendoza, or Jeff Nelson - none of them. We tried Joba, Houdini, Scott Proctor, Aroldis, Luke Weaver, the cast of Glee, a progression of missteps that exists to this day in the form of Cam Doval and Jeff Bird. We still cringe when the late innings come into view. I suppose we always will.
Second place. Technically, we're tied for first. And there's a lot of baseball yet to play, a lot of chances to rectify this ship. But here we are, looking up at Tampa. It sure was nice, leading the AL East. Now, what? Hola, Mr. Carlos, can you go nine?
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Mr Maturity
Mr Mental Toughness
Mr Mistah Man
Carloss Rodent
Is Milwaukee-Mound-Bound
Woot Woot
Someone better make a decision that Elmer Rodriguez should be our closer to fix this mess...
Our generation was spoiled by Mariano. And by actual baseball people running the team. And by Hal being in diapers, accumulating the anger that would come to fruition in the early 21st Century.
Accurate summary.
Hal may still be in diapers
Also accurate
Who sends up a .170 hitter to pinch hit? Isn't the pinch hitter supposed to be better than the guy he's pinch hitting for? I don't give a rat's ass if Grisham was 2 for 2 against that pitcher. That was then; this is now. And 2 at-bats hardly qualifies as a "sample size". That was the wrong move. Better to give Spencer Jones the chance to get his first major league hit there.
The only way to develop new players is to give them the opportunity. Last year, when Grisham was hitting his cookies, the media and the experts said Grisham should play over Jasson Dominguez. I said then that that was the wrong move. Maybe you win a couple of more games, or maybe you don't. But it wasn't going to make a rat's ass of a difference. And it didn't, in the end. All it did was cost another half season of development time for Dominguez.
Hate to pull a Christopher Columbo and say "I told you so", but here it is: I TOLD YOU SO!
HOG - you're ignoring the metrics. I'll bet you don't trust AI, either. We are just mortals. Bow down to the machine! Oh yeah, and fuck Hal, Brian, and Boone...
In a perverse way, Cashman is actually less to blame than the media "experts". After all, Cashman is not really trying to win. He's doing the financial thing. The "experts", on the other hand, really should know better because they're doing armchair General Managing. They should know how to build a winner. Instead, they follow along with what Finance Guru Cashman is doing and always applaud his every financial move as if that's what will take the Yankees to the Promised Land. Bull shit!
I don't know, Ranger. He's not a lights-out kind of guy. I don't think.
Congratulations are in order for Genius Cashman. Congratulations, you little weasel. You built another 2nd place team whilst pretending to be "championship caliber".
I would like to excoriate, whip, flog, and flagellate the media "experts". They deserve it!
Boone is an idiot. Cashman sucks. Hal couldn't care less.
And we still don't have a bullpen. Cashman's big acquisitions at last year's trade deadline were 2outof3 shit. Bednar needs maybe too much rest?
Whatever.
The same thing is happening now with Spencer Jones. Grisham gets the at-bat. Jones sits on the bench. Hey, way to go! That's why we call him Aaron Ba-Boone!
This team doesn't have the horses to beat anybody. Without Dominguez in the lineup, it's even worse. J.D. hasn't really started to hit from the left side yet. But he was hitting from the right side (surprise, surprise). Amazing how one guy can make a pretty big difference. Yeah, that's why you have to develop prospects as fast as you can.
Mill-Walk-Key Beer Bullies and the New York Yankees. Like two ships passing in the night. One is heading toward it's destination. And the other? Heading towards oblivion.
You bet right, 13bit! I don't trust AI. But it's way better than Boone. (And very convenient.) But I always cross check AI multiple ways to verify. Never believe anything unless you see it three times and hear it twice. (Old espionage saying.)
Didn't see the game. What did Jazz screw up this time? Saw he had an error. Is he closing in on that 50-50?
I think the Manfred Man is a travesty. But even worse is the Yankees failing to adjust to it. Sometimes you have to play "small ball." No can do.
Oh, and as far as not filling out the bullpen...whattaya mean, 17 years, Duque? Why, this goes back to Cashman not re-signing Jeff Nelson in 2001, something that ended up costing us not only another ring, but one of the most painful losses in franchise history.
That's right: 25 years, and he still can't judge a bullpen.
HoG - what if you’re really hard of hearing ?
Then, like Giancarlo Stanton, who can't open a bag of potato chips, it's high time to hang up the cloak & dagger and retire on that government pension. (& hope they don't send someone to keep your mouth shut cuz you know too much.)
BTW, before J.D. got hurt, notice that he tweaked his stance from the right side and his follow through as well. He did everything I had been harping on! (1) He stopped dangling the bat, drooping it down his back. So he's cut down on prep time and is ready to hit a tick or two earlier. (2) He got rid of the leg kick. (I hate leg kicks!) (3) He stopped hitting himself in the head with the follow through on his swing.
Please excusez moi whilst I pat mee-self on the back: You're such a good boy, Hammer. Such a good, good boy!
He can't (or won't) judge anything. There are guys playing who should be sitting on the bench, and vice versa. There are guys on the roster who should be in the minors, and vice versa. This ball club is a colossal mess!
He made another error on a play that he could've, would've, should've made. Does this guy ever make two decent plays in a row? I didn't think it was possible, but this guy might be worse than the Gleyber.
The X-Man, the ghost runner, the appeared-by-magic bull shit. This was supposed to be for the coronavirus epidemic, no? And then we were supposed to get back to normal, no? I don't get it with the runner on second crap. Why not bases loaded? Why not four strikes and you're out? Why not three balls is a base on balls? Why not choose your best home run hitter, and then do home run derby for nine outs?
AI is the hill I'm choosing to die on. As someone who has put a ton of writing - now called "content" - as well as photos and video on the Internet, I'm opposed to AI and would not use it to wipe my ass, even if I could.
Expecting a short, not sweet, outing from Rodon today.
Expect an old fashioned ass-whoopin' today. They're gonna get broom swept!
I think you mean ZZ Top Lagrange.
Joke I saw on the interwebs today.
Guy goes to the Dr.
Doc I can't stop farting, but at least they're silent and don't stink.
Doc: take two of these and I'll come back in 15.
Hey Doc, these pills made my farts stink!
Doc: now that we've taken care of your allergies, let's see about your hearing.
That's Yankees management
13B... A very succinct and accurate observation.
Sounds like the woman dressed in black with spiky heels who I pay to come visit me.
Horace, Hal is all into playing small ball. He likes to use the ones in his underwear.
Hey, man, you know her too?
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