Friday, June 19, 2026

Close Enough for Jazz

 The Yanks have a slugger named Jazz

A second baseman possessed of pizzazz
An inaccurate swing
Racked a ball in his bling
Now he's shopping for cups, rumor has.

3 comments:

Doug K. said...

Some fans think that Jazz is a putz.
I myself think that he is a yutz..
He wears too much bling.
He should shorten his swing.
But no one should take one in the nuts

Doug K. said...

Jazz's use of ABS gets me pissed
"It's a ball not a strike!", He'll insist.
He's wrong more than most.
His challenges toast.
And he'll claim that that nut shot just missed.



AboveAverage said...

LOVELY !

Public service announcement:

When someone borrows your pants

To prance at the plate

Always remember to include your cup

Before it is too late