The Yanks have a slugger named Jazz
A second baseman possessed of pizzazzAn inaccurate swing
Racked a ball in his bling
Now he's shopping for cups, rumor has.
“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
The Yanks have a slugger named Jazz
A second baseman possessed of pizzazz
3 comments:
Some fans think that Jazz is a putz.
I myself think that he is a yutz..
He wears too much bling.
He should shorten his swing.
But no one should take one in the nuts
Jazz's use of ABS gets me pissed
"It's a ball not a strike!", He'll insist.
He's wrong more than most.
His challenges toast.
And he'll claim that that nut shot just missed.
LOVELY !
Public service announcement:
When someone borrows your pants
To prance at the plate
Always remember to include your cup
Before it is too late
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