Saturday, August 1, 2026

Ate One, Twenty Twenty Six - side affects may include Light Headedness, Nausea and Explosive Diarrhea


 


 

 


27 comments:

13bit said...

Incontinence, insolvency, incredulity...

13bit said...

Numbskull, numbnuts, numbness...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Dyspepsia, biliousness, and irritability.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I have an antique cribbage board advertising a liver remedy with that on it.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Every fucking day, the same fucking thing. Few hits, double-digit Ks, and lousy defense. Like Groundhog Day. Or the episode on the Twilight Zone where Dennis Weaver wakes up every day in a cell ready to face the judge who condems him to death by electrocution. First time through the order and 5 whiffs. They're on par for more than a Cashman Dozen.Point .003 away from rock bottom in MLB hitting.

AboveAverage said...

NICE !

Carl J. Weitz said...

This is the absolute worst hitting Yankees team in my lifetime. This team makes the Horace Clarke, Jake Gibbs, and Jerry Kenney teams look loke Murderers' Row.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Celerino Sanchez

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Pretty sure it made your liver worse too

Carl J. Weitz said...

Him too!

AboveAverage said...

It is high
It is far
It is
GONE

13bit said...

Left of center, left out to dry, left on base...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Jesu santa maria!

AboveAverage said...

Knotted up AGAIN in Chicago

AboveAverage said...

Cruz is done for the day, thank you very much

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Booneball!

BernBabyBern said...

The Fox announcer just said:

“The Yankees have the heart of their order coming up — Rosario, Dominguez and Chisholm.”

We are so fucked.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

💯👍

Rufus T. Firefly said...

No worries. Just score 4 in the 9th when you are the worst scoring team in mlb. 👍👍👍

AboveAverage said...

The Yankees G R I M !

BTR999 said...

Wellllll…

Well...
You know they make me wanna (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my hands back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)

BernBabyBern said...

I for one am SHOCKED that they didn’t make the big comeback.

It must be so discouraging to be a Yankees starter knowing you need to throw 6 or 7 scoreless in order to give your team any chance at all.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

...a little bit louder now!

edb said...

Nebishes X 3 = lots of losses.

13bit said...

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Boone

BTR999 said...

“Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees recalled RHP Yovanny Cruz (#96) from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.”

He will take Doval’s spot, pending further trades.

AboveAverage said...


Prior to tonight’s game the Yankees recalled yo’ Mama to pick up some innings