Monday, August 3, 2026

GAME THREAD – TRADE DEAD/LINE EDITION - READ and RESPOND

51 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Clearly Cam is feeling it

AboveAverage said...

11-0 would be lesson worthy

The Hammer of God said...

Yanks sure don't look like worldbeaters tonight.

The Hammer of God said...

Almost as if the baseball gods were telling Cashman to shove it.

The Hammer of God said...

Our new acquisition got a single. He must be wondering what the hell he's got himself into.

The Hammer of God said...

These guys can only score by hitting home runs. It's amazing. All or nuthin' home run derby.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Who the hell is pitching?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Dorothy Parker:
"If you don't have anything nice to say about someone, sit right here next to me."

The Hammer of God said...

So far, Garcia's fielding has been real good.

The Hammer of God said...

home run derby continues

The Hammer of God said...

these bastards are unbelievable

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Well, at least they're stringing hits together.

ranger_lp said...

Back to back…and a belly to belly…

Hinkey Haines said...

Check out Trent Grisham, sprinting.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

He's got his average up to .215

Watch out Ty Cobb.

Hinkey Haines said...

Brian Cashman is a GENIUS.

The Hammer of God said...

the new guy!

ranger_lp said...

LUIS!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Whole Li Fuk

Pocono Steve said...

That was fun! (But we still suck.)

The Hammer of God said...

this must be one of those bad jokes by the baseball gods. last start, cam schlittler had a 4-0 lead and the yankees pissed it away. tonite, 6-0 deficit by cam, and the cards are trying to piss it away

The Hammer of God said...

well, no one can say they lack an identity. this team is all home run derby or nuthin'

Hinkey Haines said...

Well played, Grisham.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gold glove center fielder

Pocono Steve said...

I don't know that Grisham could've caught that, but he sure looked like an idiot on that play.

The Hammer of God said...

shouldn't boone have gone to a different pitcher at the start of the inning? fucking ba-boone strikes again

The Hammer of God said...

he shouldn't be in CF

The Hammer of God said...

has civilli turned into a pumpkin?

The Hammer of God said...

and just like that....

Pocono Steve said...

Fiddle dee dee.

AboveAverage said...

Boone Boone Boone Boone Boone Boone Boone Boone Boone Boone

ranger_lp said...

FFS…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Can't they get ONE fking out?

Hinkey Haines said...

If only Doval was available.

The Hammer of God said...

cards sayin' we can play home run derby too!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

It's the Pineapple Express!

ranger_lp said...

We traded the wrong pitcher…

The Hammer of God said...

how long is ba-boone leaving civilli in there?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Boone threw in the towel.

AboveAverage said...

At least I got the 11 right

ranger_lp said...

Until the inning ends…they have no one warming up…

The Hammer of God said...

think the ball is juiced tonite?

The Hammer of God said...

at least they got cam schlittler off the hook for the loss

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gnight all.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

So far...

ranger_lp said...

Until that last HR…lol

The Hammer of God said...

i understand they're short in the pen, but this is ridiculous

The Hammer of God said...

could've used ben grable tonite

The Hammer of God said...

garcia must be thinking "is it me, cuz everywhere i go, the pitching sucks"

The Hammer of God said...

"geez, i coulda stayed in Washington for this crap"

The Hammer of God said...

they should send civilli back to the minors. he was bad against the cubbies too, although he didn't give up any runs. not throwing strikes. too bad ben grable is gone