Saturday, October 3, 2026

ALDS – Game "Number One" – Cole √s Rasamussen


 

 

 

 

87 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Mr Hustle out there in center field

BTR999 said...

Yup

BTR999 said...

Trouble brewing already

AboveAverage said...

Cole’s physicality on that last pitch was quite telling….

Joe of AZ now in WA said...

Grisham is ASS wtf is he in the lineup

AboveAverage said...

rOi

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Why isn't TBS showing any replays? First they didn't show Chisholms pretty good play at second and then they didn't show the TB batters check swing that was ruled a swing. Poor quality broadcasting IMHO.

The WinWarblist said...

Judge in the dugout. Belli swinging at a fastball 2 feet above the strike zone.

AboveAverage said...

ColeBall

Local Bargain Jerk said...

When did the fans in TB become so rabid? It's good to see although it blows seeing Arandas HR

AboveAverage said...

And Hal hasn’t offered to buy your practice yet.

The WinWarblist said...

My nipples explode with delight!

https://youtu.be/04S03wDrtSo?is=cYFSV0Q3rJvrNCGs

AboveAverage said...

Hence why Cole was a debatable choice to start the series

AboveAverage said...

Grisham could have caught that too 🤣

Local Bargain Jerk said...

A classic

13bit said...

And just when you think it's okay to go into the woods again, the Yankee Dead Bat Syndrome rolls back into town.

13bit said...

Because, say what you will about Cole, he can't win without a run. We are getting NO-HIT at the moment.

AboveAverage said...

I predict a hit.
Is in our future.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Hmm mm. Maybe next inning

AboveAverage said...

Grisham is a dynamic force on this team.
So is Wells.
The Stache Brothers

Boy do I LOVE those two

The WinWarblist said...

I have memory of Bill White's broadcasting days where he would announce how many rows into the stands a foul ball went. Like that foul pop was 6 rows back and this one was 12 rows behind the dugout?

AboveAverage said...

Likely the 6th

The WinWarblist said...

I am going to reminisce about Yankee broadcast teams of yore. I think that's very on brand for It Is High ...

13bit said...

“Everybody gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.”

~Apocalypse Now

13bit said...

5 innings - no hits. Somebody better get some greenies to these guys ASAP.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Stanton is looking a little puffy around the jowls

AboveAverage said...

Where’s Swisher when we need him

AboveAverage said...

Beautiful Pitch

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Yes

13bit said...

You can't depend on anything really
There's no promises there's no point
There's no good there's no bad
In this dirty little joint

Lucinda Williams

13bit said...

6 innings - no hits

The WinWarblist said...

I think it's going to be a short night if Rasmussen can consistently throw strikes like that.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Concerning, embarrassing, annoying.

13bit said...

These assholes better wake up fast. Get out the electric cattle prod.

13bit said...

Does the team have a field psychiatrist?

AboveAverage said...

Rasmussen has been terrific

I may send him a complimentary package of VIPees

13bit said...

7 innings - no hits. Sandy Koufax vs a little league team

Local Bargain Jerk said...

6 outs until Rasmussen gets a no hitter in a playoff game. I don't want to be a witness to this historic event

13bit said...

Is Weathers no good for two innings?

13bit said...

I’m putting this one on Boone as much as Brian.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

I was just wondering the same thing. He was on a roll. Better take him out

13bit said...

I’m praying to Yogi right now.

AboveAverage said...

Here comes Stanton.

I can feel it.

I can feel it.

13bit said...

Oh god…

13bit said...

WE NEED A JUJU INTERVENTION NOW

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Time to wake up!

AboveAverage said...

Won’t you buy me

A new Manager

AboveAverage said...

Hello Ken

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Yes, invoking THE MASTER!

13bit said...

Jizz, Trent and Wells - nah, I’m blaming Brian…

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Been here off and on but staying low, miss you all!

AboveAverage said...

Knicks in Five

13bit said...

JOHN, if you can hear us….

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Actually, at this point, I'd welcome a radical move like having Stanton pinch hit. SOMEONE needs to do SOMETHING.

13bit said...

Oh god, why hast thou abandoned us?

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Brutal!

AboveAverage said...

Why WELLS
Why WELLS
Why WELLS
Why WELLS

Local Bargain Jerk said...

"Inexplicably" was a good word to use there

The WinWarblist said...

In slow motion you could see clearly how badly Wells was thrown out.

13bit said...

Good question, AA….

The WinWarblist said...

15 feet easy.

13bit said...

Call the priest, nurse. This patient is on the way out…

13bit said...

Good thing I’m wearing my Yankee diaper.

The WinWarblist said...

The ball was fielded cleanly in the corner.

13bit said...

8 innings- no hits

AboveAverage said...

I could beat WELLS in a race with both my legs unscrewed and hanging in the closet

BTR999 said...

Wells giveth, and Wells taketh away

13bit said...

Consider the lillies of the infield…

The WinWarblist said...

"The Yankees run the bases like drunken sailors."

13bit said...

Any last requests for the condemned man?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fuck Boone
Fuck ca$hole
Fuck HAL with Ted's severed head.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Can Big Mike save us?

13bit said...

McMahon, Rice, Bellinger - thanks Brian

13bit said...

I like that prayer, Rufus!

13bit said...

STANTON 💃🏼

Rufus T. Firefly said...

May yahweh respond, God willing.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Stanton? Two innings ago was the time for Stanton. Not now.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Nope

BTR999 said...

Stanton K’s on a FB right down the middle

The WinWarblist said...

It will be over soon.

13bit said...

So, the official line on tonight’s game is gonna be that the officiating sucked, even though we are the ones who sucked.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

EcretSay odeCay: IsThay owsBlay

Rufus T. Firefly said...

One fucking hit. And he runs into an out.

13bit said...

WE SUCK. Good night, my friends.

BTR999 said...

Game over

BTR999 said...

Game over

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Urrrrrrrgggggggg