We've put runners everywhere and stopped opposition traffic at every base.
Granted, we won't know if the crackdown is a complete success until October. And right now, the only important benchmarks are those left on Joe Torre's seat after a plate of linguini and clams.
But one enemy today is cutting and running home to the desert with tail between its snakelike legs.
By the time they get to Phoenix, we'll be laughing.
BIG GAME TOMORROW!
They thought we'd forgotten.
They thought we put it out of our minds how shortly after the 2001 World Series ended. just moments after Hootie and the Blowfish beat us with a dinky popfly single, the Arizona stinking Diamondbacks had the UNMITIGATED AUDACITY to play "New York, New York" on the public address system.
In the aftermath of 9-11, they mocked us.
They thought we'd forgotten.
Well, they're on our list. The thermometers hit 300 every afternoon, they haven't had rain since Britney Spears lost her virginity, John McCain has gone nuts, and they can all climb aboard the Randy "Big Unit' Johnson Victory Express, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING NOWHERE, AND THEY CAN CHOKE ON WHAT'S COMING TODAY.
PAYBACK, BABY, PAYBACK.
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