IT IS HIGH: Jeez, thanks for cometh-ing. Three homers in the regular season, then you blessed two more in the playoffs. You turned it up a notch, eh?
JESUS: No one lights thy lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden, or under a bowl. Instead, he puts it on its stand, so that those who come in may see the light.
IT IS HIGH: Absolutely! And you made them pitch to you. You're not afraid to take the base on balls, right?
JESUS: Ye walk by faith, not by sight.
IT IS HIGH: You betcha. So, you're feeling good?
JESUS: Love others as well as ye love thyself.
IT IS HIGH: Amen, bro. We're looking forward to your long Yankee career.
JESUS: I am with ye always, until the end of time.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Interview with Jesus Montero, future Yankee Messiah/DH
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2 comments:
When he makes it to Yankee Stadium, he'd better not try driving the money changers out.
Alphonso said,
When he comes to New York, I want to take him to Scores and introduce him to virgin Mary.
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