Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Interview with Jesus Montero, future Yankee Messiah/DH

We caught up with 17-year-old superprospect Jesus Montero following his outstanding playoff performance (2 HR in three games) in the Gulf Coast League...

IT IS HIGH: Jeez, thanks for cometh-ing. Three homers in the regular season, then you blessed two more in the playoffs. You turned it up a notch, eh?
JESUS: No one lights thy lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden, or under a bowl. Instead, he puts it on its stand, so that those who come in may see the light.

IT IS HIGH: Absolutely! And you made them pitch to you. You're not afraid to take the base on balls, right?
JESUS: Ye walk by faith, not by sight.

IT IS HIGH: You betcha. So, you're feeling good?
JESUS: Love others as well as ye love thyself.

IT IS HIGH: Amen, bro. We're looking forward to your long Yankee career.
JESUS: I am with ye always, until the end of time.

2 comments:

Stang said...

When he makes it to Yankee Stadium, he'd better not try driving the money changers out.

Anonymous said...

Alphonso said,

When he comes to New York, I want to take him to Scores and introduce him to virgin Mary.