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2 comments:
Simply brilliant! In a very obvious, I can't believe I didn't think of that, sort of way. Great picture too.
Nice one...
Did you guys ever notice that Rafael Perez, the lefty reliever for the Tribe, looks remarkably similar to Chief Wahoo, the Tribe's logo? Separated at birth perhaps?
Deebagg
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