President Bush, today, re-assured Americans of several things:
1. The Yankees will rise again.
2. The Red Sox's success is the Devil's work.
3. Sarah Palin is a Red Sox Hockey mom.
4. We did not invade Iraq for oil.
5. Debt is good, and we don't need regulations.
6. The regulators did not oversee Credit Default Swaps because, " they are not really insurance policies and they don't have any capital behind them."
7. Your Fox-supported Presidential candidate, Johnny McCain, says, " the fundamentals of the economy are strong, so I'm not going to talk about it anymore. "
As to the President's personal philosophy on both the future of the Yankees and the ( related ) future of the country, he just told us on Fox News: "Just hang in there and everything will be fine. You know, a chicken in every pot, and such."
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2 comments:
Interesting to note that he is no longer even talking about the Rangers.
What a cute raccoon.
You'd better hid it from Mrs. You Know Who.
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