Thursday, October 9, 2008

Canceled Closing Stadium Ceremonies Revealed

Damn shame they scuttled the planned last party at Yankee Stadium in November.
You wouldn't have wanted to miss this.
6 p.m.: National Anthem, the Redhook Appleknockers High School Marching Band

6:15 p.m. Blessing of New Stadium,
Council of Elders, Wasilla, Alaska, Church of the Impaled Witch




6:15-7:00 p.m. Songs from "Hello Dolly" and "Chicago" performed by Rudy Giuliani

7 p.m.-8 p.m. Family Values Salute to U.S. Troops, Brooke Hogan.



Ongoing, throughout night:
SALUTE TO HOMELAND SECURITY.

A swab of DNA could win cash prizes.
Bags and packages scanned free.
Uniformed security professionals.
Kids, meet Buzzy the Metal Detector!
(No shoes)



9 p.m.-11 p.m. CIALIS "ROCK AGAINST E.D."
ALL STAR BOOMERFEST REUNION CONCERT
featuring...

Earth Wind & Fiber
1910 Wheatgerm Co.
The Dave Clark Two.
Gerry and his Pacemaker.
Special Guest, Dexy's Midnight Runs.



11 p.m. Personal Appearance

VICE PRESIDENT RICHARD CHENEY


Closing. Fireworks,
Engineered by the U.S. Treasury Department.

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