WE ARE NOW WATCHING THE REDSOCKS BATTLE THE RAYS, WHILE JOE TORRE -- OUR JOE TORRE -- PILOTS THE DODGERS TOWARD THE WORLD SERIES.
AS WE DO THIS, THE YANKEES WANT US TO BUY $500,000 A YEAR LUXURY BOXES AT THEIR NEW STADIUM.
IT IS TIME TO STAND UP AND FIGHT THIS CORRUPT, EMBARRASSING AND MEDIOCRE YANKEE REGIME.AND IT IS TIME TO SIGN THE PETITION.
I, CITIZEN OF THE WORLD...
Always intended to buy a $500,000-per-year luxury box when the new Yankee Stadium opened in 2009, because I believed the New York Yankees were a solid organization and championship-caliber team.
Due to the current sad state of the Yankees, I hereby vow to forego the purchase of my $500,000 box, regardless of the personal pain and suffering that this decision causes me.
THEREFORE...
I am withholding my check for $500,000 until appropriate signs are given that the Yankees are changing the way they do business. (This means you, Hank Steinbrenner.)
Signed,
YOUR NAME HERE,
DO IT. GO TO http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/wewillnotbuy/ AND SIGN.
(Yes, friend... I know you wanted that luxury box. I know your friends were counting on it. But it is time to think of the long-term impact of what you're doing. THIS MAY BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU DO THIS OFF-SEASON. Remember, friend... Tough love.)
3 comments:
I actually have 3 boxes. Should I do this in triplicate or just make my own edits?
Henry Paulson will take them off your hands.
I hate Peter Araham, that fat spic...
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