Yesterday, most of the free world went into apoplexy as word came out of Yankee Camp that Jesus had hurt his groin.
Turns out, he was just grabbing his groin for fun. His equipment remains robust and ready for rapid shifts either to the right or to the left, as required by his earthly job.
" When Jesus, of all people, grabs his groin, you get a little concerned," Manager Joe Girardi said yesterday.
" I thought he scared us, but he sayeth that we scared him, " continued Manager Joe.
After a post-practice run to Hooters for burgers and fries, everyone's groin feels good today.
Whew !
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