We offer our condolences to the family of Natasha Richardson.
Her death has prompted a little soul-searching about the way we've called for beanings of a certain Redsock.
FOR THE RECORD: WE HEREBY RESCIND OUR CALLS FOR THE VIOLENT, POTENTIALLY FATAL BEANING OF KEVIN YOUKILIS.
Neck. We say... Think neck.
Square on the neck. Windpipe. Adam's apple. Vocal chords.
Yes. A 98-mph lead grenade to the old voicebox ought to make him sing a different tune -- and at a higher octave, too, heh heh.
No more Youkilis beanings!
IT'S CLOTHESLINE TIME, BABY!
MUTE THE YOUK!
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Thursday, March 19, 2009
Tragic Death of Natasha Richardson Should Give All Yankee Fans Pause to Call for the Beaning of Youkilis
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3 comments:
This is a prudent, mature and reasonable call.
WTF???
Or we could just look at him funny and his ankles will go out.
I think the wrist is the spot the Red sox always aim for on Derek.
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