You named him. You own him.
Last time we looked, this country was still a democracy. That means the public's wishes must be obeyed, and anybody who says "Gardy" needs to a little Yankee Taliban treatment in the town's center chopping block.
No more "Gardy." Got it?
NO. MORE. GARDY.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Brett "The Jet" Gardner
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That puts him in a league with others nicknamed "Jet", including Joe "The Jet" Perry, "Jet" Li, racer Johnny "The Jet" Saathoff, Jason "JET" Terry, Bobby "Golden Jet" Hull, and that Wings song that everyone is so embarrassed to sing along with.
Congrats, Yankee fans. Very distinctive.
(My vote was for "Chauncey". Then, when he came up to bat, everyone could chant vacantly, "I like to watch.")
Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.
It's like naming your Black
Lab Retriever, " Blacky."
Lame.
Let's never mention this Brett Gardner nickname again, and let's delete all references to it from this blog.
The hell with Democracy.
Democracy brought us a terrorist government in Gaza.
Lame. Lame. Lame. Embarassing.
Wah your mouths and brains out with bourbon.
Waylin Suzyn should unveil the new "Don't blame me, I voted for 'The Hardoner'" t-shirt design.
I voted for Ava. I thought it would be a fun cheer, the way people chant "Eva" when Longoria comes up.
Brett the Met
I'm with Alibi Ike on the chant. We should still do it.
By 'we' I mean those who paid the exhorbitant prices for seats at the new stadium. I'll only be there vicariously.
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